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[-] BT_7274@lemmy.world 119 points 3 weeks ago

I’m crying they spelled crying as crine.

[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 43 points 3 weeks ago
[-] DonPiano@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Knowyourmeme references both.

[-] carotte 22 points 2 weeks ago

it’s an AAVE spelling, there’s nothing wrong with it

[-] als 22 points 2 weeks ago
[-] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I suppose since that because he still got the intended meaning from the spelling, you are right but it still bothers me when it makes written language harder to parse.

[-] prole 3 points 2 weeks ago

Though it is weird when white people post like this.

And it's fucking everywhere these days.

[-] carotte 5 points 2 weeks ago

yeah, a lot of white people see it as nothing more than "trendy internet slang" or "gen z slang" and use it accordingly… tbh, it's a really gross thing to do to a dialect that is so often ridiculed and mocked by those same white people (frankly i'd even say the reduction to "internet slang" is part of the ridicule)

[-] Damage@feddit.it 20 points 3 weeks ago

Endocrine is when you cry inside

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

😭 is the emoji for exocrine

spoilerlacrimal glands, where tears are produced, are actually a type of exocrine gland.

The crine in endocrine and exocrine come from Ancient Greek κρίνω (krínō) which has many definitions, allegedly including “to separate, also to secrete”.... Except, does it? The "to secrete" meaning of κρίνω was actually only added to wiktionary by a random IP address in 2023.

I'm crine. (From Scots crine (“to shrivel”), from Scottish Gaelic crìon (“withered”), from Old Irish crín.) 🫠

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

yay new word thank you

[-] not_IO 15 points 2 weeks ago
[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

You understood what they meant, so it sounds like it worked.

[-] CorvusCornix@piefed.social 10 points 3 weeks ago

A real crine against humanity, truly.

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

I'm crine that language nazis still exist on the internet

[-] arsCynic@piefed.social 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I’m crine that language nazis still exist on the internet

Hello, I'm doctor Nogram Mar, I'll be operating on your sun today. The endoscopic resuction followed bi intertestinal duct perhisentesis shud proceed with out problim 👍. Doont worry, I hev well informed my surgeecal team to naught many pulate his left arhm. Or rite arhm. I can never remember witch hahaha.

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's always weird that Lemmy folk die on this hill. Like the world doesn't care. Language will always be flexible and ever evolving and require effort to interpret

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

my dude, one of my surgeons had an accent so thick if i was in (severe) pain i needed an interpreter. he also had the tightest stitches on the west coast so hell yeah i was going to hire him. you're basically writing what it was like trying to listen to him in preop tho.

[-] Entertainmeonly 2 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 9 points 3 weeks ago

I did not in any way understand they were trying to say "crying" until I saw your comment.

I read it as though it was pronounced like it rhymed with the "trine" bit of "latrine".

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[-] nbailey@lemmy.ca 106 points 3 weeks ago

The useless LLM features are free, but editing the pdf (the thing you actually need to do) will cost you…

[-] msage@programming.dev 27 points 2 weeks ago

PLEASE use the LLMs, they are great, we promise, PLEASE we are begging you, it will change your life, PLEASE we spent billions of dollars on it thinking it will solve everything and now the shareholders are starting to ask questions PLEASE just one podcast from a PDF, PLEASE you will like it, trust me PLEASE BELIEVE ME.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

it's so tempting just for the novelty, but fuck adobe i'm not using it even for funzies

foxit is love, foxit is life

edit: my loud cat just meowed his agreement and my right front butt farted involuntarily in concert. it must be true

[-] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 47 points 3 weeks ago

It's SO dumb. Why would anyone actually specifically seek out and listen to an AI podcast generated by some random documents? How would anyone locate it? Why would anyone create branding for it?

This is a feature without an audience.

[-] fullsquare@awful.systems 21 points 3 weeks ago

i guess the apparent intention was so that it can be listened to, instead of read. the actual intention was to get money from the same type of person this appeals to

[-] howrar@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago

That's what the "read aloud" button is for.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

hold up

not to make too much fun, but does it make coloring pages too? didn't it already have that feature? how does it differ from TTS?

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

no shit we had someone come in to our work and was paid to lecture us for an hour on how to do this. they recommended it for when we're catching up on work outside of work - something I absolutely will never do

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[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 3 weeks ago

i'm gonna generate a podcast from my mobile phone bill real quick

[-] albbi@piefed.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago
[-] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 11 points 3 weeks ago

Service number three million nine hundred and forty eight thousand two hundred and seventy seven.

Customer number pee bee six eight one nine arr four nine three.

Invoice number eye en vee dash three hundred and ninety thousand two hundred and sixty five.

Amount dollars three hundred and seventy six point two two.

Please pay at ess haich tee tee pee Colon slash slash double u double u double u dot I think this podcast is getting boring dot com forward slash .....

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[-] fullsquare@awful.systems 3 points 2 weeks ago

openai will listen to it too

[-] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 20 points 3 weeks ago

Just as surreal as the housing bubble years, just as surreal as the 90s tech bubble years.

They'll be talking about this one for years, lol

[-] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

it'll be talking for us probably ..

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks, I'm too exhausted by it all, so I'm going non-verbal

[-] Blubber28@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

I saw an ad yesterday for AI to generate product pictures. They're not even hiding that AI is primarily a tool for conmen.

[-] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

One is a symptom of the other. All the tech companies went insane in the covid years, gorged on free debt and infinite demand for their services. A drug high that would never end... until it did, of course.

Now they're all blowing their banks out trying to recapture the magic of that era, with """AI""" as their supposedly-golden ticket. A shame it'll all come crashing down soon, and take the world economy with it.

[-] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago

Someone should spool up a full podcast series from the Epstein files and get it on spotify

[-] JTskulk@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago
[-] cornshark@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Hi dad, I'm worried, you better get out of that hi crine area

[-] dangling_cat@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

Better than the PDF reader that has a free VPN…

[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ugh so annoying, glad I don’t use that shit.

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