It's too bad they don't work in an office with a more supportive environment. I've worked in that kind of office before, where nobody ever asks how your anus is doing, and let me tell you, it can hurt pretty bad, especially if you're not used to it.
For the love of God and all that is holy, my anus is bleeding!
This is what happens when your spoon is too big
I'm a BANANA.
silly hats ONLY
For the love of god and all things holy!!!
Everyone always asks “how is your anus” but nobody’s asking “why is your anus”.
"I'll do you one better: Who is your anus?!"
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Why are you not used to your anus? Is it new?
They couldn't even get a copywriter to proof "hanged" over "hung", which is to be used when talking about the method of death.
Maybe homeboy is hanging dong, and that's what they're referring to?
Like, his dong swung down, whipped around, and smacked him in the anus?
Happens to the best of us
By whose authority!?
I checked both AP and Chicago style guides
Almost missed the second half🤣
Can you clarify what you mean by "it"?
I want to play Gamecube
I did until Matt hung himself in my office.
Now I’m at my coffee limit.
Do they pour the coffee from one mug to the next for each sip, or are they drinking 3 coffees each just to hold a conversation?
I have mastered making 2 sips volume with an aeropress. I brew that volume into a new cup after every 2 sips.
mug to mouth to mug to mouth to mug and so on until cool enough to swallow all in one gulp without burning pony
I am baffled by the gamecube mug's lack of use.
Clearly it's so obvious people want to play on the GameCube, they don't need to use the mug to ask.
Its in the front and is missing cobwebs, it might be used from time to time (but not often enough)
we're back onto N64. that conker nazi tediz multiplayer just kills
For some time, I've felt something was missing from my life. And then I saw this cartoon, and knew what it was!
There just aren't enough anus-related cups out there.
"have i got a surprise for you" said the dude with seven anuses
OK, now I want that "anus" - cup-collection.
"Buy the whole set. Your anus will thank you!" -One of the mugs in the anus set.
"I should stop drinking too much coffee, out of my anus mugs - collection" -Another mug of the set.
*hanged, not that it really matters
It doesn't really matter because hung is correct.
No it isn’t
“The past tense of hang in almost all situations is hung. You hung a picture on the wall yesterday, or you hung out at the mall last week. Only use hanged when referring to someone who has been killed by hanging.”
Hanged is specific to someone being killed by hanging, while hung is less specific, but still accurate. Some who hung themself may have done so by the leg, but unless specified it will be assumed that it is by the neck.
Yep. A square is both a square and a rectangle. Both are true.
Someone who is hanged is hung by the neck until death
I had a boss named Matt who hung himself, was at his house tho. Wonder if there's a mug for that..
This is why cafepress exists.
So is the "nice job Matt" a sarcastic reply to the "Matt hung himself in MY office" mug? Or were they actually hopeful for him doing something good?
The fact that the cobwebs are on the, "Nice job Matt" mug implies that either Matt never did a good job or that Matt was never appreciated for the work that he did.
This being a potentially contributory factor to why he hung himself.
The best part is, it's both sarcastic and also a neglected compliment.
Poor Matt.
OK this was original and damn funny
would love to read more of that. Website seems entirely broken. Not going to instance. Oh well.
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