Start torturing the kids ourselves!
... not that much of a joke, actually. My mother has been seriously looking into something along those lines; setting up a "honeypot" gay/trans conversion therapy camp. The general idea being to teach the kids how to keep themselves safe while helping set them up with a pathway to emancipation and a support structure they can call on, but under the guise of "we'll get your kid to stop using those weirdo pronouns just send them here for free". Maybe we can start convincing the chuds that there's a magical shot that cures wokeness and just don't mention that it's E/T...