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Anon makes a big mistake (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 101 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

"You can say whatever you want here!"

"Cool, what do most people talk about?"

"Well, you can say most stuff anywhere. So we tend to just talk about the stuff that gets us banned: CSAM and telling one another to kill ourselves"

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 74 points 6 days ago

be on ifunny

First mistake

[-] yakko@feddit.uk 28 points 6 days ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

yeah i got an itemized list here of my mistakes and going on ifunny doesn't even make the list. it's just under De Minimis Internet Fuckups

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago

I am genuienly curious as to the composition of your 'De Minimis Internet Fuckups' category.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

I mean I used to be on reddit

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[-] remotedev@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago

In 2026. I didn't even know it was still around

[-] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 59 points 6 days ago

That's why you get your greentexts on Lemmy. All the funny posts with none of the posts that are just slurs over and over again in all caps.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 5 days ago

Anon...

The pool was closed due to AIDS, like, almost 20 years ago.

But everybody kept swimming.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 13 points 5 days ago

Much like football, 4chan benefits a lot from edited highlights.

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 43 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It's a big pile of shit with a couple of golden needles in it. Props to the people who are willing to wade through it to liberate the quality posts.

[-] Widdershins@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago

They go on and on and on about the British Broadcasting Corporation and I mean multiple threads per hour but the threads instantly get spammed with pictures of dudes with their weiners out.

[-] GelatinGeorge@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I know what you mean. I asked about people's DP experiences and all I got were film cinematography qualifications.

[-] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

I've been taking online classes to try to get on your level

[-] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 9 points 5 days ago

I get this with Tumblr posts.

I see the funniest stuff reppsted elsewhere, but when I go, its never any of that.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 points 5 days ago

The worthwhile posts find their way out.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 15 points 6 days ago

a place with a ton of freedom to say what you liked would have more creative people?

Grave mistake, especially when you're dealing with anons. You don't even need 4chan anons, any place with complete anonymity and zero moderation will devolve into a horror show of the worst humankind can offer

[-] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 days ago

The alt right was born on 4 chan from what I hear, as was q, where some hedge fund prick is thought to have started it to project the ruling class' own child fucking captured on video by Israel through epstein onto the opponents of the ruling class.

[-] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 days ago
[-] Alvaro 7 points 6 days ago

Truly timeless

[-] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 days ago

That guy's mom must be so proud he made it on Broadway.

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 8 points 6 days ago

That guy still hasn't taken his meds.

[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 6 points 5 days ago

Yeah, you can tell by his poo!

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The Internet welcomes you.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 days ago

A different kind of hug of death.

[-] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago
[-] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 days ago

And pedophiles. Epstein was a fan.

[-] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago
this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2026
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