Cabal of 'gay furry hackers' claims over 3,000 files stolen in NATO website breach : technology

[-] King4408@lemmy.world 80 points 2 years ago

Plot twist: they stole gay furry porn from nato servers.

[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 33 points 2 years ago

That’s why they’re so mad. They didn’t just copy it; they deleted it after. Monsters!

[-] Ulv@feddit.nu 2 points 2 years ago

https://preview.redd.it/1jryjq7nyt9b1.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=84315b9709bbf4e2aa56b38bf5f2778263002661

[-] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 62 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

3000 files seems like an arbitary amount. Nothing's preventing you from creating a file for each passing millisecond.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago

2999 of them are robot.txt files, and one is goatse.jpg.

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[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Yeah, without any frame of reference, it's just a random, useless number.

[-] serial_crusher@lemmy.basedcount.com 52 points 2 years ago

Relevant XKCD

https://xkcd.com/932/

[-] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Every time someone posts a relevant XKCD comic as a response to something, I hate humanity just a little bit less.

I salute you, internet stranger.

[-] Exec@pawb.social 10 points 2 years ago

Also slightly relevant: https://xkcd.com/1138/

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 50 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Surely it would be less redundant to just say 'hackers'

[-] Puzzle_Sluts_4Ever@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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[-] Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Did you think Nato would store nukular codes on their Neocities website?

[-] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

nukular

[-] BB69@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Chelsea Manning was a prime example of this.

[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 2 years ago

What a relief, I'd hate to think those files ended up in the wrong ~~paws~~ hands.

[-] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 34 points 2 years ago

Based and furpilled

[-] Zimmy@lemm.ee 29 points 2 years ago

Can the gay furries get the alien files next?

[-] grue@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

Wasn't that supposed to be the Naruto-running guy's job?

[-] mPony@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

THEY HAD ONE JOB

[-] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 years ago

the group says it's gotten into the government web portal for the South African OR Tambo district

As a South African, that's not much of an accomplishment

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago

Oh no, did the mass Activation of everyone yesterday contribute to this?

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

I just need a second to acclimate to that headline

[-] avater@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Holy shit, I mean hackers are bad but gay furry hackers...that's crossing the line.

[-] xc2215x@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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[-] pinkwerdo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

3000 stolen files of gay furry hackers

[-] Pratai@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[-] populustree 7 points 2 years ago

gay bad please like if you cri evrytim

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[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 years ago

You mean the bettest timeline, right?

[-] NecoArcKbinAccount@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

motive?

[-] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 13 points 2 years ago

You're asking why someone would hack one of the most evil organisations on earth?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

Slow your roll there, Vlad. You have a whole other country to finish invading first.

[-] NecoArcKbinAccount@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

...you didn't answer my question.

[-] Hexadecimalkink@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Oh the motive is probably because NATO is an organisation that overthrows governments like Libya. They probably wanted to see what NATO was planning on doing in Niger or another country they want to exploit.

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[-] uriel238 6 points 2 years ago

Can we start a Legion of Gay Fury Hackers (₲ay͎₣ur)

[-] jws_shadotak@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

3,000 black files of NATO

[-] archonet@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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[-] Knusper@feddit.de 15 points 2 years ago

Tons of infosec folks are furries, gay etc.. I'm presuming, because having to hide your personality is quite the motivation to learn about potential attacks and defenses.

So, no matter whether you think of this particular stunt as good or bad, it's really not indicative of gay furry hackers a whole. Most of them are holding our IT infrastructure together, without doing big name hacks in their freetime.

[-] Vii 7 points 2 years ago

did a furry hurt you lmao that's some silly reasoning

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[-] Kerfuffle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure it's mainly non-furry non-gay hackers that take down the majority of websites.

[-] Render@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

It looks like someone got hacked by a furry.

[-] CaffeinatedOne@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Guy looks like Harrison Ford’s accountant brother.

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