[-] Gork@lemm.ee 1 points 34 minutes ago* (last edited 34 minutes ago)

Third picture is probably the most American thing I've seen today

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

This ruins the box.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Dino shaped just hits better.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago

It's not hard to beat Wyoming in population especially.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago

I think this shows how much Twitter has fallen to the suck instead of how "good" Truth Social has become.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago

So 2,500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollary-doos.

Totally reasonable.

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[-] Gork@lemm.ee 34 points 5 days ago

I would have unbanned for that

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 11 points 5 days ago

Is that ship to scale? Looks like it at first glance.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 7 points 6 days ago

Regarding the thumbnail in the article. Are those North Korean special operations soldiers using snorkels without any SCUBA gear? lol they'll be spotted pretty far away. There's a reason Western spec ops use SCUBA gear, and not being spotted swimming just below the surface is one of them.

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"barbie truly created the ideal society. women in every career field without question and holding positions of power. wearing pink traditionally hyper-feminine outfits while doing so. modern urban planning that creates walkable utopian cities. unique architectural designs. himbos everywhere. neon colors as far as the eye can see. everyone slaying."

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A man in Japan who has four wives and two girlfriends – and aims to father 54 children – wants to become the “God of Marriage”.

Ryuta Watanabe, 36, who lives in the northern prefecture of Hokkaido, has not worked for 10 years and lives entirely on the salaries of his wives and girlfriends.

His wives are common-law in nature, recognised as partners in a marriage-like relationship without formal registration, based on long-term cohabitation and shared responsibilities.

Watanabe is already the father of 10 children and lives with two of them and three of his wives, Japan’s Shueisha Online reported.

He takes on the role of a house husband, cooking, doing housework and taking care of the children.

The household expenses, which are almost 914,000 yen (US$6,000) a month, are split between his wives and girlfriends.

Watanabe also has a fourth wife, who is 24 years old, but they are estranged. In addition, he met two girlfriends via social media platforms.

Six years ago, a depressed Watanabe who was living on welfare, was dumped by his girlfriend.

He said it was this that pushed him to start dating various women through dating apps.

Earlier this year, on the Japanese TV show Abema Prime, Watanabe said: “I just love women. As long as we love each other equally, there won’t be any problems.”

Watanabe also said that each of his wives has her own room, and he rotates sleeping with different wives every night.

He claimed to have sex more than 28 times a week, and said his wives never get jealous, instead, they get along well like friends.

Watanabe aims to break the record for the most children fathered in Japan, becoming a so-called God of Marriage.

Online sources indicate that Tokugawa Ienari, a shogun who died in 1841, fathered around 53 children with 27 concubines during his reign in the Edo Period.

Watanabe said: “I want to have 54 children so my name will go down in history. I’m still looking for new wives.”

Polygamy is illegal in Japan, meaning Watanabe cannot legally marry multiple women at once.

Watanabe’s unconventional family lifestyle has attracted attention on social media.

One person on YouTube said: “His kids will never be able to have a close relationship with their father because there are just too many of them.”

“I would never let my own children end up like this man,” said another.

However, a third took a different view: “They seem like a happy family. Respect their choices.”

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[-] Gork@lemm.ee 253 points 2 months ago

Such a business genius to just completely trash well known name branding that most companies would kill to have. Twitter was a household name, the bird instantly recognizable with the brand, and "tweet" and "retweet" as common words.

Such a brilliant display of Vision™ by Musk.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 321 points 9 months ago

"Day 33: Problematic symptoms developing in Patient X. Current fluctuations from the implant are causing unwanted signals in the somatosensory cortex. The patient is expressing aggressive behavior as a result, presumably due to the interference of the implant on normal sensory function. It is unknown what is causing the fluctuations.

Day 45: Patient X sedated following a violent outburst that injured a staff member. fMRI scans indicate an uptick in activity in the premotor cortex compared to the previous scan four days ago. Patient X not responding well to the Brain-Computer Interface. Violent aggression may not be consciously controllable.

Day 46: Patient X escaped Secure Room Alpha. Lockdown initiated. Quarantine measures are now in effect. There is a loud banging on the lab door. This might be my last journal entry. Before I leave this Earth, please let the shareholders know I created value for them."

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 472 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

15 years in prison for "endangering a fetus"? Then giving birth only for that child to not have a mommy during childhood, adolescence, and teenage years?

And this is considered good policy by those who create these laws?

wtf

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