Nice! I'm going to have a look at my old HS yearbook and see who's opposite page...

"Future Farmers of America"

"Replicator, give me a slice of mushroom pizza."

"Hot or cold."

"Hot."

"Space-warping travel mushrooms or the ones that grow on old logs."

"Uh, the log ones I guess."

"Coward."

I can't remember which model it was, but wasn't there a MacBook Pro that had 4 USB-C ports, only two of which supported Thunderbolt? Want to connect your monitor to the right side of the machine? Well... tough shit, I guess.

"Silly kitty, you shouldn't dry fire a revolver without a snap cap, so silly yes you are!"

What a relief, I'd hate to think those files ended up in the wrong ~~paws~~ hands.

All the things the cops would want this bot to do are prohibited by rules or by the potential for public outrage; no facial recognition, no offensive capabilities, it's basically just a camera drone. But that will change when the rules change, or when people stop paying attention... if this thing can avoid being trashed for more then ten minutes after it's deployed.

Depends on the form of meditation. For general, workplace-endorsed "mindfulness" meditation, you allow yourself to think whatever you think, but instead of reacting to it, you merely observe and acknowledge that you're having that thought. You don't let yourself get carried along with it though. You let it pass and let another thought come along, observing your own mind. Other types of meditation are about striving to think nothing, and it's expected that you'll fail, and take years to accomplish that after a great deal of practice.

"Dammit kid, take the deal -- we really need that cream cheese back here."

Did... did that man double-click on a link?

fire everyone + break everything = the everything app

"I can't leave Twitter -- all my followers are there."

"I can't leave Twitter -- all the people I follow are there."

Never give Batman prep time.