"Porkchop sandwiches!"
"She'll find out about him later... tonight."
In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who make up evil's flock,
Beware my power, Green Lantern's -- er, light!
"On August 29th, 4chanbot became self-aware..."
Oh, it's Dutch's grampa!
"Yes sir. Sorry sir. An older planet did it, sir."
Ugh, this guy's gonna be a problem.
Just once, I'd like to have seen: "I sense total bullshit, Captain."
If I'm remembering correctly, Troi's seat was reserved for subject specialists, so the captain could immediately consult with an expert on whatever it was they were dealing with at that time. An empath and counselor makes sense for Picard as one of Starfleet's best diplomats, I think. I suspect other Starfleet captains we meet have other priorities (ahem, Janeway on VOY)!
"Yes, I am a student. I am on the free lunch program, yes."
Good heavens, imagine the children.