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[-] fireweed@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago

According to the affidavit, Bamigboye also said that he has PTSD from being kidnapped in his native Nigeria.

I don't have PTSD from being previously kidnapped, but probably would have likely done the same thing.

[-] smh@slrpnk.net 21 points 2 days ago

An aquaintance was told "stop" by plainclothes police. He ran. He'd been mugged before and was convinced it was happening again. He got tackled but was physically fine, just shaken up.

[-] bytesonbike@discuss.online 14 points 1 day ago

The amount of people who pretend to be fake cops and murder their victims is not zero.

Ive had people who called themselves "cops" in plainclothes, and suddenly they weren't when the real popo show up

[-] _lilith@lemmy.world 120 points 2 days ago

This dumb fuck jumped in their car as they ran away and then had the gall to say he was in fear that he was being abducted 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘨𝘶𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥

Yeah man you put a mask on and jump in my car I think a reasonable person would assume you are car jacking them

[-] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 278 points 2 days ago

The agent... did not know where they were going, and “was in fear that he was being abducted.”

How scary that must've been for him to be stuck in someone's vehicle not sure where they're going and to be in fear he was being abducted! Terrifying! I can't believe anyone would do that.

[-] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 29 points 2 days ago

The HSI agent tried to put the Jeep in park, but Frazier continually pushed his hand away, allegedly threatened to crash the car and said that they were taking him to a police station.

I guess its like a rubix cube for them.

[-] smh@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 days ago

"threatened to crash the car"? Dude was breaking the cardinal rule of being a passenger in a vehicle--"don't distract the driver". That's dangerous and one of the potential natural consequences is crashing the car.

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Sweet irony. Please, give this "man and woman" a medal. Love and kisses.

And I hope the police welcomed the DHS agent appropriately. Maybe put him in a cell, for his own safety of course. Until matters are resolved. Like, who actually assaulted who.

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago

was in fear that he was being abducted.

Anyway, how about them $SPORTSBALL-TEAM?

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Sauce for the goose

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 32 points 2 days ago

I dunno man, if you don't want to get driven away by a stranger, maybe don't get into the car of a stranger.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 145 points 2 days ago

FTA:

According to the FBI affidavit, the HSI agents walked up to the Jeep, displayed their badges, identified themselves as law enforcement officers and told Bamigboye that they wanted to talk about his immigration status.

Bamigboye then allegedly jumped into the Jeep’s back seat and yelled at Frazier to drive away.

One of the HSI agents got into the front seat of the Jeep in an effort to stop Frazier while Bamigboye tried to push him out and a second agent tried to pull Bamigboye out of the back seat.

Frazier allegedly put the vehicle in gear and drove off. The HSI agent “was now being involuntarily carried in the Jeep as it drove,” according to the FBI.

The HSI agent tried to put the Jeep in park, but Frazier continually pushed his hand away, allegedly threatened to crash the car and said that they were taking him to a police station.

I'm pretty sure he was not detained. And, I'm pretty sure that just overstaying staying a visa is not actually a crime. I'm pretty sure that entering their car without a warrant for arrest like that is a crime, and gives a reasonable person fear of imminent bodily harm or death.

There's at least cause for a citizens arrest at that point, and while you're not supposed to remove the person you're citizens arresting from the area... driving off to a police station is perhaps the most logically "okay" exception to that.

whatever comes out of this in the courts is going to be fucking metal, though.

[-] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

I’m pretty sure he was not detained. And, I’m pretty sure that just overstaying staying a visa is not actually a crime. I’m pretty sure that entering their car without a warrant for arrest like that is a crime, and gives a reasonable person fear of imminent bodily harm or death.

I'm pretty sure ICE will do whatever the fuck they want in this political climate.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

That didn’t make it legal, and when you behave illegally and in a manner that is threatening….

Well.

It’s only going to be a matter of time before they start catching lead.

[-] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 58 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The biggest joke of all is that these guys are doing this to enforce shit that's a fucking misdemeanor at best.

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 16 points 2 days ago

Careful, don't give them any ideas now...

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 21 points 2 days ago

There’s at least cause for a citizens arrest at that point

Yes, but....

gives a reasonable person fear of imminent bodily harm or death

Driver could shoot the HSI douche in the head and I'd say self defense isn't murder.

You hop in my car like that, you're gonna have a bad day.

[-] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago

Driver could shoot the HSI douche in the head and I'd say self defense isn't murder.

I wouldn't want to test that in court. That's the kind of case only a white person could win.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 90 points 2 days ago

The agent, who’s assigned to another HSI office and is in Minnesota on “temporary detail for an operation,” is unfamiliar with the Twin Cities, did not know where they were going, and “was in fear that he was being abducted.”

Like rain on your wedding day

[-] elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 days ago

A free ride, when you're already there.

[-] butwhyishischinabook@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If there's any justice in this world they'll know true fear some day.

Spoiler: there's no justice in this world.

[-] khannie@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

There's some justice. One lad even shot Hitler.

[-] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

A genocidal maniac getting to off himself in a secret bunker isn't what I'd call justice.

[-] khannie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

It.... was a joke.

[-] sleepmode@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago

Hilarious. Hope the military cosplayer develops PTSD from it.

[-] discocactus@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Would be federal charges... so he can't. But he should announce he is doing it anyway like trump does for people and state laws

[-] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 days ago

What a convoluted horseshit accounting from Homeland Security. They claim this man saw them and had a mask at the ready to pull over his face as well as a getaway car that just happened to pull up the moment they tried to capture him?

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