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[-] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 53 points 3 days ago

Calculator apps should have achievements, like “Pressed clear 5 times”, and “You could have done this in your head”.

[-] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 28 points 3 days ago

"Did you really just add two single digits?"

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Sometimes I do stuff that torpedoes my confidence so hard that, yes, I need to double check that 2 + 2 really does equal 3.

~Today I relearned how bad I am with (de-)soldering, and wasted money on some hall effect joysticks for my now-trashed xbox controller. If you need me, I’ll be in the corner crying.~

[-] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

Now I want a calculator app that insults you the whole time.

[-] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 days ago

Well now I have something else to add to my pile of half completed projects. sigh

[-] PanGodofPanic 4 points 2 days ago

You just came up with a brilliant idea for a narrative game

[-] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Too bad I have absolutely zero idea how to make a game. Or an app. Or software at all, actually.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

first you get a concept, then you write a story, then you put some branches in it, then you figure out how to code it and whether it's plausible given current gaming/app tech. then you revise and repeat.

[-] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Coding would be the issue for me. The rest I could probably do though if I really wanted to.

[-] deHaga@feddit.uk 1 points 2 days ago
[-] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

I’m not looking to be crucified by all of Lemmy.

[-] deHaga@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's maybe a good way to learn? I don't know, all I had was a book on BASIC in the 80s and it never made sense. Syntax error line 30 doesn't really help when you're 9

[-] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Fair enough. I don’t know enough either way to have an educated opinion.

[-] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

LOL + LOL = hihi

707 + 707

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 16 points 3 days ago

I like to laugh at dumb people as much as the next one. But on a more serious note:

Brains forget shit. And my unsubstantiated opinion is that that is what makes humans so great. We can learn easily, but on the flipside, anything that isn’t practiced regularly goes down the drain. Calculating things in your head is one of those things you just don’t practice regularly (and why would you?) So draw out your calculator for things like the square root of 1337 and keep your precious cerebral resources for shit that matters, like making furry porn.

[-] ApatheticCactus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Disregard arithmetic, acquire uwu.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

I won't deny I forget shit, as you say, but 99% (hang on, let me check that on my calculator) of why I look stuff up is to double check.

Most (but definitely not all) of why I use private browsing, for example, is because I'm looking up a tech question to which I know the answer, but about which I want to be certain before I make a git commit.

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 3 points 2 days ago

No one must find out how many times I far-finger the same number and new and inventive ways

[-] deHaga@feddit.uk 1 points 2 days ago

Fart finger

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 11 points 3 days ago

A browser history may be embarrassing but at least you can explain it.

[-] Feddinat0r@feddit.org 7 points 3 days ago

Me so horny?

Not after 24 hours.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago

I won a regional high school mathematical competition with items like "21+6" in my calculator history. It really helped to offload numbers to my trusty CASIO fx-85ES Plus and focus on the letters and logic.

[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

Wait, you all are naughty too and totally ignore sig figs in your calculations?

I didn't know this was such a depraved community...

[-] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 4 points 3 days ago

Me asking GPT how to do simple Python and Perl stuff that are literally examples in the relevant language docs

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Seriously, it's counting all the fucking zeros that get me.

[-] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

Damn it what was two plus three again i just cant remember.

[-] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago
[-] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 3 days ago

Why is it embarrassing? What is diddy blud doing on the calculator? Hmm...?

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago
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