hmmm by bleistift2 in c/hmmm@lemmy.world
[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 5 points 9 hours ago

Pst! Whatchu got at 6c?

Not noticing that there are two sets of exams.

Pure evil by bleistift2 in c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 31 points 1 day ago

You must have exceptionally competent first-level support.

ich⬇️🚂⬆️iel by bleistift2 in c/ich_iel@feddit.org
[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

Sind Politiker vielleicht einfach Junggebliebene?

ich🚂iel by bleistift2 in c/ich_iel@feddit.org
[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 day ago

Ich verstehe den Rummel nicht. Jeder hier weiß doch, dass auf die neueste Softwarelösung nie Verlass ist. Ob Betriebssystem oder Stromzähler oder Schienennetz: Wer Zuverlässigkeit will, nimmt, was altbewährt ist.

ich_iel by bleistift2 in c/ich_iel@feddit.org
[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

Überlasst das den Profis

ich🚂iel by bleistift2 in c/ich_iel@feddit.org
[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

Die „Ablöse” ist also eher ein Warten auf unbestimmte Zeit, verstanden :D

ich🕷️👍iel by bleistift2 in c/ich_iel@feddit.org
[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago

Ich habe kurz überlegt, das zu googlen, aber dann kann ich wieder nicht schlafen.

ich🚂iel by bleistift2 in c/ich_iel@feddit.org
[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

Die Bahn findet doch nicht einmal genug Lokführer für den Regelbetrieb. Und du willst mir sagen, die haben noch welche irgendwo rumsitzen, falls ein Lokführer abgelöst werden muss?

Amazon Bans Its Drivers From Moving Their Own Lips Too Much At Work [Update] by bleistift2 in c/workreform@lemmy.world
[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 days ago

I, for one, am in favor of volume limits. Too many times ambulances get stuck behind cars whose drivers simply cannot hear the siren.

How dare you use a text editor because it's easy to use by bleistift2 in c/linux@lemmy.ml
[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 11 points 4 days ago

A text editor that doesn’t assume that the keys on my keyboard are in the same order as yours.

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Imperial units in a nutshell (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 3 weeks ago by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to c/memes@sopuli.xyz
0 comments fedilink

Still from “How American Fire Departments are Getting People Killed” by Not Just Bikes on Youtube. URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2dHFC31VtQ (still taken from 4:02)

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ich_iel (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 4 weeks ago by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to c/ich_iel@feddit.org
11 comments fedilink

Aus dem YouTube-Short „Das Rätsel der S-Bahn Ticketautomaten“ von @FabiRommel. URL: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WfQiGtarDVU

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ich_iel (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 1 month ago by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to c/ich_iel@feddit.org
6 comments fedilink
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Selecting a pant size when the store has many different standards in stock (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 1 month ago by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to c/crappydesign@sh.itjust.works
5 comments fedilink
me_irl by bleistift2 in c/me_irl@lemmy.world
[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 136 points 1 month ago

The key is to not eat the quarter pounder after exercise, even if your body cries for 3.

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ich🔫🎯💀iel (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 1 month ago by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to c/ich_iel@feddit.org
4 comments fedilink
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ich👵iel (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 1 month ago by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to c/ich_iel@feddit.org
2 comments fedilink

Michmich-Transkription [Clown trägt Make-Up auf]:

  1. Meine Lieblingsthemen: Meine Hüfte tut weh und meine Knie tun weh.
  2. Hörgeräte brauche ich nicht. Sag’ doch einfach alles dreimal.
  3. Meine Zähne habe ich zuletzt 1986 geputzt.
  4. Warum will sich niemand mit mir unterhalten?
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ich💎⚕️iel (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 1 month ago by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to c/ich_iel@feddit.org
4 comments fedilink

Ent-Behaupter: Ich habe weder Arzt noch Natriummangel.

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When your product is so bad even the documentation gets depression (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 1 month ago by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.world
0 comments fedilink

Contact Overview: Launch contact factsheet of contact Peter Shaw (ID 7, UUID 0000000000011DDFBA8490EA2E421CE3😞

https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/BusinessPart...

Material: Launch material factsheet of material P100101 - Heater (22.8 KW) (ID P100101, UUID 0000000000011DEFBAEA3D295D4F87A6😞

https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/ProductDataM...

Service Overview: Launch service factsheet of service product 300002 - Engineer (ID 300002, UUID 0000000000011ED083A11BE19763A75F😞

https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/ProductDataM...

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When your product is so bad even the documentation gets depression (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 1 month ago by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
4 comments fedilink

Contact Overview: Launch contact factsheet of contact Peter Shaw (ID 7, UUID 0000000000011DDFBA8490EA2E421CE3😞

https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/BusinessPart...

Material: Launch material factsheet of material P100101 - Heater (22.8 KW) (ID P100101, UUID 0000000000011DEFBAEA3D295D4F87A6😞

https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/ProductDataM...

Service Overview: Launch service factsheet of service product 300002 - Engineer (ID 300002, UUID 0000000000011ED083A11BE19763A75F😞

https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/ProductDataM...

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When your product is so bad even the documentation gets depression (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 1 month ago by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
0 comments fedilink

Contact Overview: Launch contact factsheet of contact Peter Shaw (ID 7, UUID 0000000000011DDFBA8490EA2E421CE3😞

https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/BusinessPart...

Material: Launch material factsheet of material P100101 - Heater (22.8 KW) (ID P100101, UUID 0000000000011DEFBAEA3D295D4F87A6😞

https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/ProductDataM...

Service Overview: Launch service factsheet of service product 300002 - Engineer (ID 300002, UUID 0000000000011ED083A11BE19763A75F😞

https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/ProductDataM...

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wir🚬iel (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to c/wir_iel@feddit.org
0 comments fedilink

Bildquellen:

Gully: https://pixabay.com/pl/photos/odpływ-pokrywa-włazu-kanalizacji-232348/

Mülleimer: https://www.wolkdirekt.at/images/600/TH3803_Y_01/abfallbehaelter-mondo-strassen-muelleimer-fuer-den-aussenbereich.jpg

Schabracke: https://www.videoblocks.com/video/female-smoker-two-senior-women-smoke-cigarettes-nduu5exkeijuztzoz

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ich🚬iel (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 1 month ago by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to c/ich_iel@feddit.org
0 comments fedilink

Gully: https://pixabay.com/pl/photos/odp%C5%82yw-pokrywa-w%C5%82azu-kanalizacji-232348/

Mülleimer: https://www.wolkdirekt.at/images/600/TH3803_Y_01/abfallbehaelter-mondo-strassen-muelleimer-fuer-den-aussenbereich.jpg

Schabracke: https://www.videoblocks.com/video/female-smoker-two-senior-women-smoke-cigarettes-nduu5exkeijuztzoz

What industry secret are you aware of that most people aren't? by bleistift2 in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 143 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Chocolate production is infested with slave labor, child labor and child slave labor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwHMDjc7qJ8

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