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[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 24 points 6 days ago

That base is insufficiently flared. I get that they're not meant to actually be used as buttplugs, but given that there are so many flat out dangerous buttplugs out there in the world, I feel like if you're going to use the image of them in order to be edgy and in the news, you should at least represent a proper buttplug

[-] Entertainmeonly 6 points 6 days ago

Lets be honest, that whole thing is barely thicker than a finger. Novelty would be a stretch or rather no stretch.

Someone will though.

[-] ProfThadBach@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

I have no idea who this is and after I looked them up I still have no idea.

She’s a pop singer who was married to the cop from Stranger Things. Then they got divorced, and she wrote an album about it. In the album, she put him on blast for having a sex dungeon full of toys for his hookers. It apparently really embarrassed him, but he has refused to publicly comment on it. And now she’s releasing her new album on buttplug shaped USBs, to further needle at him.

[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 22 points 6 days ago
[-] Miaou@jlai.lu 25 points 6 days ago

He cheated on her with hookers, but her singing about it is fucked up? Am I browsing 4chan?

[-] yggstyle@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

Look I'll be that guy. Someone cheats - drop em. Say your piece. Whatever. But if you are making a book deal on it... Or profiteering off the situation? That's subhuman.

If he did that? Piece of shit, absolutely.

But if shes taking creative license and publicising her "side of the story"... And looking to profit off it? Nah. You lost me. If anything it sounds like they deserved each other. I sure as fuck would steer clear of both of em.

You have two consenting adults acting like anything but.

[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 13 points 6 days ago

Look I'll be that guy. Someone cheats - drop em. Say your piece. Whatever. But if you are making a book deal on it... Or profiteering off the situation? That's subhuman.

Subhuman is when you express your life experiences creatively as a commercial artist. Very cool, very hinged take.

I remember when I first listened to Fleetwood Mac's Rumors and thought "This isn't one of the greatest raw emotional albums of all time, no, this is disgusting subhuman noise. Keep cheating men's private sins private"

[-] yggstyle@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I remember when I first listened to Fleetwood Mac's Rumors and thought "This isn't one of the greatest raw emotional albums of all time, no, this is disgusting subhuman noise. Keep cheating men's private sins private"

Do point out to me where I said keep anyone's anything private. I said the act of publicly profiting off of their side of a story was the sub human act. It is, quite literally, selling a story which may (and frequently is) embellished at the others expense.

This isn't making lemonade with lemons... Its shit human behavior. And before you forget that I pointed it out: so was the cheating. Thus: they deserved each other.

But yes: read half of my statement and distill it into "woman bad" or whatever nonsense you were ragebaiting over.

Very cool, very hinged take.

Indeed.

[-] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

This is literally Taylor Swift’s whole oeuvre. Everyone deals with breakups their own way, some people write long overly descriptive songs and profit off of salacious lyrics.

[-] yggstyle@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Id argue that she also had something of a bit of musical talent and ability to write other songs as well... But on that note - I'd still express the same opinion. Regardless of who you are or even what your standing is - using a public platform to effectively slander another individual while you air your (interpersonal) grievances isn't... acceptable. Weve seen many examples of why that shouldn't be a thing. I understand the draw... But it doesn't make it right - or a good thing to do.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Fully agree. You'd have to be a bigger piece of shit than cheating and having a sex dungeon.

Possibly hiring hookers might be enough though... 🤔

[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 4 points 6 days ago
[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 4 points 6 days ago

Christianity is when you think it's okay to make art about your own life experiences, even if it makes someone else look bad, but not cheat on your partner. Got it.

[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 3 points 6 days ago

Christianity is the birth of (and myth of) enforced monogamy.

And the idea that sex workers (and their clients) should be demonized

[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 5 points 6 days ago

Should probably go about it consensually with your partner though, no?

[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 2 points 6 days ago

Yes, but if your partner isn't open to it, it kinda forces you to lie.

Anyway, your partner doesn't need to give you consent to fuck someone else. That's not consent, that's a controlling toxic relationship. The only person that needs to give you consented is that person in that body

[-] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 days ago

Was it cheating or was she in on it?

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 5 days ago

I had a listen to the album and frankly it sounded like the cheating was the least of her problems with him.

[-] treesquid@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Clearly the album should be South End Girl if she's serving it up in a butt plug

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Nobody else manages to be simultaneously posh and trashy quite like Lily Allen.

[-] qevlarr@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago
[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 9 points 6 days ago

She’s West London entertainment royalty. She just affects a mockney (and occasionally dodgy Jamaican) accent to be more “street”, innit.

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

We're USAmericans, we have an incredible inferiority complex and think white people accents are fancy.

[-] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 days ago

How does it compare to pet shop boys version?

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 5 days ago

Dunno, I'd have to put it in my ear first.

[-] GaryGhost@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

You can get a pig destroyer butt plug on band camp, looked like good quality

Health sell one too !

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 106 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Who’s going to be the first person admitted to the ER because a Lily Allen album is lodged in their rectum?

[-] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 68 points 1 week ago

Trick question I did that shit last year.

[-] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 25 points 1 week ago

I'm in the waiting room right now for my weekly clean-out.

[-] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 week ago

That ship sailed closer to decades ago than not.

Spend some time with ER workers (and pay for their damned drinks) and you will learn just how toned down The Pitt actually was.

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[-] mr_account@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago

Put West End Girl in your Best End, Girl

[-] socsa@piefed.social 1 points 6 days ago
[-] mr_account@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

That looks like you're trying to do a fighting game move. I do not consent to fighting game moves in my rectum

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[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago
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[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Corporate espionage is about the get a lot more exciting.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago

Healthcare workers now hate this lady.

[-] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 week ago

Good to see physical media making something of a comeback!

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