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Lily Allen's West End Girl Being Released On Butt Plug-Shaped USB Drives
(consequence.net)
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this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2025
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That base is insufficiently flared. I get that they're not meant to actually be used as buttplugs, but given that there are so many flat out dangerous buttplugs out there in the world, I feel like if you're going to use the image of them in order to be edgy and in the news, you should at least represent a proper buttplug
Lets be honest, that whole thing is barely thicker than a finger. Novelty would be a stretch or rather no stretch.
Someone will though.