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Lily Allen's West End Girl Being Released On Butt Plug-Shaped USB Drives (consequence.net)

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[-] mr_account@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago

Put West End Girl in your Best End, Girl

[-] socsa@piefed.social 1 points 6 days ago

South side 👉👇👈

[-] mr_account@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

That looks like you're trying to do a fighting game move. I do not consent to fighting game moves in my rectum

[-] Kraiden@piefed.social 16 points 1 week ago

It's like bad prophecy: When the moon is full, the West shall be in the South

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