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Lily Allen's West End Girl Being Released On Butt Plug-Shaped USB Drives
(consequence.net)
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Who’s going to be the first person admitted to the ER because a Lily Allen album is lodged in their rectum?
Trick question I did that shit last year.
I'm in the waiting room right now for my weekly clean-out.
That ship sailed closer to decades ago than not.
Spend some time with ER workers (and pay for their damned drinks) and you will learn just how toned down The Pitt actually was.
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