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submitted 2 weeks ago by kewwwi@lemmy.world to c/femcelmemes
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[-] fleurc 34 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago
[-] kewwwi@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 52 points 2 weeks ago

One of the girls in my class during my master's didn't believe in deodorant and had really aggressive BO. once she leaned over my desk to ask me a question about the coursework and she couldn't get a straight answer out of me, because all I could think about was tearing off her clothes and licking her hairy armpits. It was all I could think about for weeks afterwards too. I still think about it occasionally years later.

I'm so gross.

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago
[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

I am more of a head hair guy tbh

[-] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Depends on the time outside, the cold weather makes me want to stay cozy in bed or rolled up into a ball on the sofa

[-] thoughtfuldragon 10 points 2 weeks ago

You would have a field day with me.

[-] kewwwi@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago
[-] thoughtfuldragon 8 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you for sniffing my girlsmell

[-] kewwwi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] thoughtfuldragon 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[-] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

If we ever meet you need to go to the gym and work up a good sweat, beforehand. Or you could do that anyway and send me your t-shirt 🤤.

[-] thoughtfuldragon 4 points 2 weeks ago

I could do that, or just any sort of exertion could so it really.

[-] fleurc 2 points 2 weeks ago

I would've asked her out on the spot

[-] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, I doubt my partner would have approved.

[-] fleurc 4 points 2 weeks ago

Ahhhh, yeah that was kinda important to the detail of why you didn't take action

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 weeks ago

A few months ago my partner and I were laying in bed, and they had their arms up. They were looking away from me, and I just kinda went in and shnrrrf… they slowly turned around and asked, “Did you just sniff me??

“…yeeeaahhh~”

[-] UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago
[-] oftheair 12 points 2 weeks ago

Mmmm, delicious B.O.

[-] fleurc 3 points 2 weeks ago

I need girls to stop taking showers

this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2025
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