Isnt this the opposite of what you want? For me its so annoying when the package is very much visable through my clothing. I also hate when my hoodie or pants fold in my crotch area.
No. We want support so our balls don't slosh around And showing off our package in tight pants is a bonus
The balls aren't supposed to be supported. They are supposed to regulate themselves to dissipate heat.
You clearly dont ride bicycles.
The balls are the whole reason for the support
I don't see what this has to do with anything. It's a super specific scenario, should I wear a helmet around all day because I wear one to protect my head on a bike?
And water wings in case you decide to go swimming
Dude, we got it, you have a big dick.
Heh. But actually i think its more related to ball size and how it rests naturally. While i have an average sized implement, it likes to rest on the royal jewel cushion so its quite pronounced compared to the size. There is zero tuckability, which i wished i had sometimes cause it can look like im having a wood while its in a complete resting state.
who lack confidence at the office when their pants are not pushing up their genitals all day
WTF?!
Yeah. Sounds not only creepy but uncomfortable too.
Equal opportunity sexual harassment?
A padded bra but for cock. I feel like these could be highly inappropriate to wear in certain situations.
Whatever happened to the art of shoving an extra pair of socks down your trolleys?
if they do it right, it can be useful for running. running underpants have a little cubby for the balls.
I can't help but think this would only make things worse for someone insecure about their size because now it's giving potential partners a false sense of reality that will be exposed the second they come off. It also seems weird because this isn't the 1980s where "nut hugger" jeans are popular either.
That's why I want more than a "subtle lift." I want a massive, exaggerated, cartoonishly unrealistic lift.
I don’t hear anything about people complaining about push-up bras, now men are finally getting some sexy clothing too.
Yeah what guy would complain about seeing a woman take her bra off? A guy that insecure is going to have a bad reaction in the same situation.
Okay, but then where are the pants with ball-cleavage? Push-up, for what?
Bring back codpieces!!
That's why I just warn women about my small penis from the beginning.
I accidentally did this recently.
What I simply said was for her "not to have expectations". What I meant was that I didn't want to have sex on our first night together.
She was very happy to discover my penis is above average.
Like a field mouse in a snowstorm
bask in the glory of my penis
I checked your profile and did not find any crotch shots, so I found myself unable to do any basking, sorry.
No thanks, I already have a monster in my pants...you know, space herpes.
Like venom?
I thought they were just called “boxer briefs”
And my junk bubble already gets enough attention as it is
What?
Who is looking at people's junk?
I am.
Men
can confirm ✅
Ever since puberty, me.
I thought that said M&Ms and I had a LOT of questions.
It might genuenly make sense for transmascs, other than them I cant see much use
Actually that's a really good perspective. I was chuckling while thinking of the manosphere stupidity, but this is genuinely a good point. I hope these help a trans man.
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