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[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 38 points 6 days ago

Isnt this the opposite of what you want? For me its so annoying when the package is very much visable through my clothing. I also hate when my hoodie or pants fold in my crotch area.

[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 9 points 6 days ago

No. We want support so our balls don't slosh around And showing off our package in tight pants is a bonus

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 days ago

The balls aren't supposed to be supported. They are supposed to regulate themselves to dissipate heat.

[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 4 points 6 days ago

You clearly dont ride bicycles.

The balls are the whole reason for the support

[-] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 5 points 6 days ago

I don't see what this has to do with anything. It's a super specific scenario, should I wear a helmet around all day because I wear one to protect my head on a bike?

[-] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago

And water wings in case you decide to go swimming

[-] yopyop@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago

Dude, we got it, you have a big dick.

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 days ago

Heh. But actually i think its more related to ball size and how it rests naturally. While i have an average sized implement, it likes to rest on the royal jewel cushion so its quite pronounced compared to the size. There is zero tuckability, which i wished i had sometimes cause it can look like im having a wood while its in a complete resting state.

[-] falseWhite@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago

who lack confidence at the office when their pants are not pushing up their genitals all day

WTF?!

Yeah. Sounds not only creepy but uncomfortable too.

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Equal opportunity sexual harassment?

[-] Harvey656@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

A padded bra but for cock. I feel like these could be highly inappropriate to wear in certain situations.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 5 days ago

Whatever happened to the art of shoving an extra pair of socks down your trolleys?

[-] kepix@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

if they do it right, it can be useful for running. running underpants have a little cubby for the balls.

[-] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 week ago

I can't help but think this would only make things worse for someone insecure about their size because now it's giving potential partners a false sense of reality that will be exposed the second they come off. It also seems weird because this isn't the 1980s where "nut hugger" jeans are popular either.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

That's why I want more than a "subtle lift." I want a massive, exaggerated, cartoonishly unrealistic lift.

[-] monogram@feddit.nl 7 points 1 week ago

I don’t hear anything about people complaining about push-up bras, now men are finally getting some sexy clothing too.

[-] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Yeah what guy would complain about seeing a woman take her bra off? A guy that insecure is going to have a bad reaction in the same situation.

[-] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 days ago

Okay, but then where are the pants with ball-cleavage? Push-up, for what?

[-] HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social 21 points 1 week ago

Bring back codpieces!!

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

That's why I just warn women about my small penis from the beginning.

[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 6 points 6 days ago

I accidentally did this recently.

What I simply said was for her "not to have expectations". What I meant was that I didn't want to have sex on our first night together.

She was very happy to discover my penis is above average.

[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 3 points 6 days ago

Like a field mouse in a snowstorm

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

bask in the glory of my penis

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I checked your profile and did not find any crotch shots, so I found myself unable to do any basking, sorry.

[-] Boozilla@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

No thanks, I already have a monster in my pants...you know, space herpes.

[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 1 points 6 days ago

Like venom?

[-] blave@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I thought they were just called “boxer briefs”

And my junk bubble already gets enough attention as it is

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 8 points 1 week ago

What?

Who is looking at people's junk?

[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 3 points 6 days ago
[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

Ever since puberty, me.

[-] moondoggie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I thought that said M&Ms and I had a LOT of questions.

[-] kittenzrulz123 3 points 1 week ago

It might genuenly make sense for transmascs, other than them I cant see much use

[-] KelvarCherry 3 points 5 days ago

Actually that's a really good perspective. I was chuckling while thinking of the manosphere stupidity, but this is genuinely a good point. I hope these help a trans man.

this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2025
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