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M&S launches ‘secret support’ pants that offer men a ‘subtle lift’
(www.theguardian.com)
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That's why I just warn women about my small penis from the beginning.
I accidentally did this recently.
What I simply said was for her "not to have expectations". What I meant was that I didn't want to have sex on our first night together.
She was very happy to discover my penis is above average.
Like a field mouse in a snowstorm