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[-] hildegarde 7 points 53 minutes ago* (last edited 50 minutes ago)

Calling the military "defense" has always been doublespeak. Its literally the opposite of what they do. Department of war is the correct term.

Obviously this administration are all monsters, and they're changing the name because they think they think it sounds intimidating. But the name change is the one good thing this administration has done, clearly in error.

[-] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 4 points 52 minutes ago* (last edited 52 minutes ago)

Trump is an old dying man, and he wants to be able to say on his death bed that he made permanent changes to the world , by his will alone.

Changing names of organizations (DOD/DOW)

Changing names of places (Gulf of America)

Creation of organizations (Space Force)

Dissolution of organizations (USAID)

Permanent land acquisitions (Greenland, Panama Canal, Sometimes entire Nation of Canada)

This is the exact same mentality of Putin, Putin wont be around forever, Putin wants to be immortalized in Russian folklore.

This is just Trump's dumb ideas of immortality. fingers of it at least

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 5 minutes ago

Issue is, when he dies, the people of Seven Mountain Dominion just can continue their work, full force. Whether that will cause the collapse of the dominionist US is a question, and there's also tge question of all the tech corpos.

[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 12 minutes ago

Like Brother Dusk in the most recent episode of Foundation.

Trump the Consequential.

[-] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 1 points 25 minutes ago

Other than the war on US cities and people that are different than him, what war?

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 8 points 2 hours ago
[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 hours ago

You know when guys buy big trucks to overcompensate their other shortcomings? Well...

[-] Fontasia@feddit.nl 32 points 8 hours ago

That man yells out his own name during sex

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 9 points 6 hours ago

Dude needs a mirror to masturbate

[-] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 11 points 7 hours ago

Is it because all the wars they lost? Weird flex.

[-] Tinidril@midwest.social 1 points 56 minutes ago

When Trump gave his little ramble at the signing, he literally blamed the losses on the country going "wokie" and renaming the war department.

[-] Piratemob@lemmy.zip 7 points 7 hours ago

Where does he work ?

[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 27 points 12 hours ago

You can point this out to the average person, they'll still say you're overreacting.

Like between this rename, and the "trump was fbi informant" bs, I'm wondering if I'm in a simulation, cuz this is absolutely insane, literally is amateur tv script, unbelievable, if this aired on TV, it would have worse rating than GoT season 8.

[-] Aneb@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

But its the real world unfortunately, it looks so stupid from the outside but I have lost all my friends to MAGA. Tell me how an evil orange clown controls the narrative for more than half the new coverage. He only supports his cronies and gives the middle finger to anyone who makes less than million dollars annually. This our collective timeline, fucking hell.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago

Every single black, brown, and Asian country, and probably Canada too:

[-] SGforce@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 hours ago

We been looking at you like that since G.W.

[-] pivot_root@lemmy.world 31 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Isn't it interesting? For people who hate "woke" and rally against gender identity transitioning, they sure love transitioning the identity of an entire government department and complaining when people dead name it. Snowflakes, the lot of them.

Edit: For bonus points, remember that these are the kind of conservative that bitch about LGBTQ people "making it everyone else's business," while they themselves are extremely in-your-face about these changes.

[-] Aneb@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

My dad's Facebook bio is "Trans-Millionaire" even though he makes less than 6 figures. I don't think my dad has ever seen a million dollars in his bank account but to him he is just as important as those rich assholes who sit on top and make it harder for the rest to breathe clean air. My dad, as you guessed it, is extremely transphobic and a cunt (they are pretty synonymous)

[-] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago

In your face about god too,

[-] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 9 points 10 hours ago

It's the Gulf of MEXICO goddamnit

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 31 points 14 hours ago

did they officially change it from defense? that might be the first honest thing they've done in their miserable lives in pursuit of fascistic grandstanding.

[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 14 points 10 hours ago

My first split-second initial reaction was "oh hey they're being honest for once", but that was very swiftly followed by "oh fuck what are they teeing up here, they're not doing this for no reason"

[-] normalexit@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I think they are just trying to start some wars so Trump can stay in power. Probably in central america? They did just sink a boat / murdered some people there.

[-] kogasa@programming.dev 9 points 9 hours ago

Trump has been calling himself a war-time president (the war is unspecified) and saying how nice it would be if he could suspend elections and stay in power due to a war. This has been in the making for a while. If he's still alive in 3 years, he'll start a war to stay in power.

[-] zzz711@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 hours ago

Right now it's an alternate name via executive order. Officially changing the name from Department of Defense to Department of War requires an act of Congress.

[-] ramble81@lemmy.zip 81 points 17 hours ago

So the orange Cheeto, who is trying to get the Noble Peace Prize… just wrote an EO rename things to the Department of War

God I wish you could turn cognitive dissonance into harnessable energy.

[-] Burninator05@lemmy.world 21 points 15 hours ago

He was also an undercover FBI informant in the Democraric hoax that are the Epstein files.

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

Deep undercover raping and trafficking kids

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 points 10 hours ago

Straight up Q-Anon bullshit.

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[-] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 37 points 16 hours ago

Secretary of w-here are the fucking epstein files?

[-] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 124 points 19 hours ago

I dunno, it's a pretty huge deal of a change. It's literally historic and a major sign of the times. As others have pointed out, I actually enjoy this less duplicitous name. But the context of the change does not bode well.

[-] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago

Yeah, Department of Defense always reminded me of 1984:

The Ministry of Peace concerns itself with war, the Ministry of Truth with lies, the Ministry of Love with torture and the Ministry of Plenty with starvation. These contradictions are not accidental, nor do they result from ordinary hypocrisy: they are deliberate exercises in doublethink.

[-] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 62 points 18 hours ago

So, yes and no - It was the "Department of War" for most of the country's existence. Truman changed it in 1947 when doing a massive overhaul of the military and intel parts of the government. Also, just calling "Department of Defense" hasn't prevented us from getting into a whole mess of wars since then.

I do agree that it's a sign of the times in terms of "everything old is new again" and undoing the 20th century, which is the T47/project 2025 stated goal. Sure as shit, we're making incredible progress towards returning to 1860.

FDR changes name from War to Defense, and Congress hasn't declared War since. They're just special military operations

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 30 points 17 hours ago

Pretty much. We bombed Vietnam and killed a bunch of middle eastern people. Just a bunch of special military operations.

[-] Serinus@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

1860 had vaccine mandates.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 48 minutes ago

God DAMMIT we are so bad at science now

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[-] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 64 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Used to have a roommate like this in first year of college. They just stick to this one stupid thing that they think are hyper-masculine (in his case, it was going shooting and owning big guns) and they won't shut up about it. These fuckers are so annoying. Like we get it bro, you're a big manly man, now stfu about it. These are usually the most childish people irl.

[-] Gowron_Howard@lemmy.world 30 points 17 hours ago

This is what happens when you have no personality.

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 8 points 10 hours ago
[-] Aneb@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Pete small dick hegseth, is my head canon tbh

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[-] trager_bombs@lemmy.world 58 points 19 hours ago

Liver damage needs to hurry TF up breh, he's so embarrassing.

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 48 points 18 hours ago
[-] trager_bombs@lemmy.world 31 points 18 hours ago

Look, man, I'm doing my best on a motor with no compression here 😔

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[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 62 points 19 hours ago

Secretary of DUI, Kegseth

[-] frankenswine@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

War is Peace

Freedom is Slavery

Ignorance is Strength

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