I saw loss before I saw anything else, I seriously need to touch grass
When you do that, you'll feel like you're recreating the steps of loss, one panel at a time
Bursting through the doors OUTSIDE in a panic.
Looking at some random shocked person pointing toward the park.
Rushing to the park to see grass.
Sobbing uncontrollably feeling all the grass.
(I'm doing this joke from memory instead of looking up the original comic for reference lol)
What a strange diagram of some slippers.
I thought way to long about slippers.
I spent way to much time thinking that was a pink slipper. The first two made sense but then I was lost.
Step 1: inspect
Step 2: push hood up
Step 3: rotate clitoris counterclockwise 360 degrees
Step 4: spin clitoris around central axis left and right.
Congratulations! You spawned the Hydra in GTA:SA
Open the maintainance hatch, unscrew the old clitoris and swap it out for a new one.
Might as well check the oil while you are at it
step 1: bop it
step 2: twist it
step 3: pull it
step 4: find a new partner
Up up down down left right left right B A B A
For more information check the (wo)man page clit(1)
Or the Arch Wiki
But not too much. It can get overstimulated if you lift the hood and lick directly. When in doubt, you can hand her the reigns so she can find the sweet spot. For example, if you apply a wide and flat tongue and reduce movement, she can work her hips until she finds the angles she needs.
Oh, that's what that was...
Fun fact most girls like when you suck it as well
They do not enjoy when you blow a raspberry onto it, however.
Sucking only. No blowing. Do not reverse the polarity.
Better yet, ask them what feels good, and establish communication of pleasure. Your partner, regardless of genitals, will have a better time, and so will you!
That only works if they actually answer. Sometimes it's just easier to gauge reactions.
Sometimes they can't talk coherently *wink wink*
Took me a minute to figure out what this was. If I ever hook up with a man that has one, I'll put this info to good use.
Why is she standing in front of a blank sheet of paper?
What am I looking at?
Behold a man
Joycon drift.
Clitoris
Ok good, my brain was trying to convince me this was a sneaky Loss
I thought it was a way to fix a slipper...
I've been shopping for new warm slippers since it's going to get colder.
I kind of made a dumb image in my head that isn't physically possible but the motion indicators in the image made me imagine a guy with his dong already in and he's somehow spinning while connected. It's funnier in my head, I promise.
When I saw the first two steps, I initially thought it was a guide for opening pills. I was like, "I wonder what hey will do with the powder inside... hold on, this isn't a pill".
My brain immediately skipped to that episode of Friends where Monica learns that Chandler got advice from Joey about licking the alphabet.
The alphabet is good advice, but more for finding the right "letter" for your partner and—this is crucial—sticking to it unless it stops working (sometimes things just shift and you gotta adapt).
Peter?
clit.
Info guide on how to lick a clit. Top is the clitoral hood, bottom is the clit itself
What kind of animal just does counter clockwise.
"the move" from Seinfeld finally revealed. But you are supposed to end with a swirl.
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