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[-] CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 148 points 2 months ago

My dumbass thought it was a slipper at first.

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 months ago
[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

Also works for slippers.

[-] wewbull@feddit.uk 10 points 2 months ago

Dancing in your slippers, right?

RIGHT?

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[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 117 points 2 months ago

Huh? I just see a bunch of blue arrows on a blank yellowish square.

[-] Linsensuppe@feddit.org 35 points 2 months ago

Its gotta be somewhere…

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 104 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Step 1: inspect

Step 2: push hood up

Step 3: rotate clitoris counterclockwise 360 degrees

Step 4: spin clitoris around central axis left and right.

[-] SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 49 points 2 months ago

Congratulations! You spawned the Hydra in GTA:SA

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 38 points 2 months ago

Open the maintainance hatch, unscrew the old clitoris and swap it out for a new one.

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[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 21 points 2 months ago

Up up down down left right left right B A B A

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

step 1: bop it

step 2: twist it

step 3: pull it

step 4: find a new partner

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[-] Kaigyo@lemmy.world 96 points 2 months ago
[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago

Remember though, capital letters. Don't dot the i.

[-] chuymatt@startrek.website 17 points 2 months ago

Jeremy Bearimy?

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[-] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 75 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

All of this is useless if you don't exite her nuber one organ for sex, ger brain. You get muuuch more if you find what's the mood she like what is the scene she wants. This is an extra in comparison.

Look guys all I'm saying is useful to know how to get girls horny but better is ahow go get your girl horny.

[-] icelimit@lemmy.ml 65 points 2 months ago

Do I reach in through the nose or ears?

[-] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 months ago

If you ask Walter Freeman he’d tell you to go through the eye

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[-] catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

You need to go to the hospital right now. You're having an aneurysm

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[-] Hugin@lemmy.world 73 points 2 months ago

I spent way to much time thinking that was a pink slipper. The first two made sense but then I was lost.

[-] Baggie@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 months ago

Ditto, I figured it was one of those dance step guides.

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[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 67 points 2 months ago

I saw loss before I saw anything else, I seriously need to touch grass

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 18 points 2 months ago

When you do that, you'll feel like you're recreating the steps of loss, one panel at a time

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Bursting through the doors OUTSIDE in a panic.

Looking at some random shocked person pointing toward the park.

Rushing to the park to see grass.

Sobbing uncontrollably feeling all the grass.

(I'm doing this joke from memory instead of looking up the original comic for reference lol)

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 50 points 2 months ago

Better yet, ask them what feels good, and establish communication of pleasure. Your partner, regardless of genitals, will have a better time, and so will you!

[-] Damage@feddit.it 13 points 2 months ago

That only works if they actually answer. Sometimes it's just easier to gauge reactions.

Sometimes they can't talk coherently *wink wink*

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[-] ILoveDurians@lemmy.cafe 39 points 2 months ago

What a strange diagram of some slippers.

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[-] mr_satan@lemmy.zip 37 points 2 months ago
[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 69 points 2 months ago

Behold a man

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago
[-] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 2 months ago

Ok good, my brain was trying to convince me this was a sneaky Loss

[-] Landless2029@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

I thought it was a way to fix a slipper...

I've been shopping for new warm slippers since it's going to get colder.

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[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

Joycon drift.

[-] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 35 points 2 months ago

But not too much. It can get overstimulated if you lift the hood and lick directly. When in doubt, you can hand her the reigns so she can find the sweet spot. For example, if you apply a wide and flat tongue and reduce movement, she can work her hips until she finds the angles she needs.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 10 points 2 months ago

Oh, that's what that was...

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

She still does not like it.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Some women just don't enjoy receiving oral. Not when it is done wrong, not at all.

Also some men don't enjoy blowjobs.

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 21 points 2 months ago

Imagine a life in which 69 is just a number.

[-] Godnroc@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

I imagine this in the style of the narrator at the beginning of a Twilight Zone episode.

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[-] bigboitricky@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Hmu let's find out together

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Don't know what to think of this honestly.

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[-] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 months ago

Took me a minute to figure out what this was. If I ever hook up with a man that has one, I'll put this info to good use.

[-] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

I kind of made a dumb image in my head that isn't physically possible but the motion indicators in the image made me imagine a guy with his dong already in and he's somehow spinning while connected. It's funnier in my head, I promise.

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[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago

Why is she standing in front of a blank sheet of paper?

[-] Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 months ago

When I saw the first two steps, I initially thought it was a guide for opening pills. I was like, "I wonder what hey will do with the powder inside... hold on, this isn't a pill".

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