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[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 103 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Step 1: inspect

Step 2: push hood up

Step 3: rotate clitoris counterclockwise 360 degrees

Step 4: spin clitoris around central axis left and right.

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

step 1: bop it

step 2: twist it

step 3: pull it

step 4: find a new partner

[-] ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

For more information check the (wo)man page clit(1)

Or the Arch Wiki

[-] nekbardrun@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

If the mouse isn't going anywhere, either adjust the sensitivity or buy a new nub

quick cheap option is my shameless self insert post here:

https://lemmy.world/post/34593380

(Oh wait... you were talking about that other clit???)

[-] SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago

Congratulations! You spawned the Hydra in GTA:SA

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 37 points 1 week ago

Open the maintainance hatch, unscrew the old clitoris and swap it out for a new one.

[-] regdog@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Might as well check the oil while you are at it

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 21 points 1 week ago

Up up down down left right left right B A B A

this post was submitted on 31 Aug 2025
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