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Clippy [Rule] (i.imgflip.com)
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[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

"If I knew how to steal your data in '97 I would have done it."

edit 1: hold on, figuring out again how to embed an image

edit 2: figured it out

edit 3: added title text

[-] froufox 5 points 6 days ago

don't deprive us from an uplifting nostalgic myth in these trying times

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Even Microsoft Bob wouldn't have hesitated for a second.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I didn't? how'd I fuck it up this time?

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

I'm talking to the clippy you successfully embedded

[-] gleb@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago
[-] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

This is analognowhere, isn't it?

[-] Faith_Bubbles 1 points 5 days ago

Yes!
It looks like the Lemmy instance he uses got the "hug of death", so while it's down, enjoy some official merch!

Official clippy sticker here

[-] kadup@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

Why are we using a Microsoft mascot as a symbol for fair technology?

Do people need a reminder of what Microsoft was up to when Clippy was a thing?

[-] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Doesn't matter. Clippy was always hated on up until now, when it became a twisted symbol of the people who've had enough, and a mark we wear to symbolize willingness to stand up to bullshit. Kinda the same thing happened with e.g. anti-LGBTQ+ language, which we later adopted into something more positive.

[-] KyuubiNoKitsune 1 points 6 days ago

Other posters have shared a link to why this is happening

[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 69 points 1 week ago

Clippy never tried to normalize sex trafficking

[-] HappyFrog 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

What do you mean with this?

[-] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

https://www.cnn.com/2021/10/25/tech/facebook-instagram-app-store-ban-human-trafficking

What the fuck is domestic servitude, facebook?

To be clear, all I just did was type 'facebook response human trafficking' into google, click the first article, and right in the first paragraph there's facebook trying to rename human trafficking.

[-] HappyFrog 2 points 6 days ago

What has facebook got to do with this? 😭 Am I dumb?

[-] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It's about every service in 2025 that tries to worm its way into your life just to fuck you. Clippy didn't do that. He was annoying, and popped up, but looking back today he was actually trying to be helpful and actually went away when you told him to, compared to these godawful AI services getting shoved down your throat to harvest your data.

Louis Rossman started it. I'd link the particular video but you should just watch all of his videos.

[-] HappyFrog 1 points 6 days ago

Yes, I've seen a bit of that video, but does he talk about sex trafficking in it? I just find that jump to be so long, and the amount of likes makes it seem like that was an obvious connection to make.

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago

clippy never did that

[-] Faith_Bubbles 2 points 6 days ago
[-] HappyFrog 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

What does this have to do with clippy or sex trafficking?

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 53 points 1 week ago

Clippy always just wanted to help.

[-] Gormadt 43 points 1 week ago

"I see you're trying to maintain some privacy in a capitalist hellscape, would you like some help?"

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 6 days ago

Clippy is a class traitor and a spy, he's not going to actually help you, wake up sheeple

[-] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 12 points 6 days ago

9/11 was a westside job. 9th letter is 'i'. What has 'i'? Clippy. Right there. i = eye. Clippy has two eyes. Like the towers. Two. 11. 1+1 equals 2. Two ones, one two. Like two eyes, one pair of eyes, like Clippy. And what do eyes do? They see, like the red sea. Red like blood, which people donate. They give away. Giveaway, like an influencer. What do influencers do? They influence. Inflewence. Flew, like planes, in the sky. In the sky with diamonds. Diamonds in the sand. Sand is coarse and rough, and gets everywhere. Sand is made onto glass. And glass shatters, like a mirror. Seven years of bad luck. Superstition. Super… man? Men. Men in Black. Aliens. Wake up, sheeple. Sheep people. Like an alien species. Alien vs. Pr

[-] Faith_Bubbles 11 points 6 days ago
[-] prex@aussie.zone 36 points 1 week ago

Lois Rossman can be annoying but dammit, he is right a lot.
I changed my avatar to clippy. Cant find the link but it was a thing he was pushing.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 days ago

https://youtu.be/2_Dtmpe9qaQ

I've seen people call it slacktivism, and I would like to clarify his point: knowing that there are countless people who feel just a strongly as you do about an issue is a necessary prerequisite to actually making a change.

[-] Gormadt 6 points 6 days ago

Exactly

If you feel that you're alone on an issue you're less likely to stand up about it.

And the more visibility an issue gets the more likely that the issue is gonna gain traction with passionate people who will put boots on the ground.

[-] Danitos@reddthat.com 12 points 6 days ago

I kinda like this chaotic good personality. I feel we "needed" somebody like that.

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

except his SteamDeck video. Still salty about that one.

edit: for context he complained about how it's not user repair-able and valve said not to touch the battery because it might explode (which isn't exactly accurate) for legal reasons

however... COMPARE IT TO THE NINTENDO SWITCH! in terms of repairability the steam deck is miles ahead and you can actually install stuff in the hardware you paid hundreds of bucks for

he had all food points in a vacuum but like Nintendo is over there just setting stuff on fire and he's complaining about the SteamDeck boiling water

[-] kadup@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Louis does that a lot.

Valve made the Steam Deck super repairable, gave us a literal disassembly tutorial, and partnered with iFixit, and the only thing they mentioned is that opening a device with thread lock will make it weaker and that batteries can be dangerous.

Louis doesn't actually like that users don't need his input to repair this device, and feels threatened by iFixit, so suddenly repairability isn't enough and Steam Deck = bad.

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