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[-] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 63 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yeah, I got my name when gmail was 'invite only' :/

It actually kinda sucks. At any given time I have between 3 and a zillion idiots around the globe who, for months or years on end, keep buying concert tickets, airline/vacation bookings, get job hits, legal firm or health-care notifications ... using my email (jbloggs@gmail.com) instead of (jbloggs999@gmail.com) or whatever variant they actually signed up for, since I got 'just my name' and they keep. forgetting. their. own. bloody. email.

And most of the time this shit is sent from a 'noreply@wherever.net' so I can't even tell them they have the wrong email address. Grrrrrrr.

[-] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 weeks ago

I really hope that is not your real email

[-] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago

Joe Bloggs is the UK equivalent of Joe Shmoe, John Doe etc - a common placeholder name for the average person.

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[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I never thought I'd meet the inventor of blogs!

[-] Brewchin@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Same here. And the reasons you mention are exactly the reason I deleted that account a few years ago when I switched to Fastmail.

A couple of my friends are willing to put up with it, but always mention the volume of spam they deal with.

I've had my new email address for 6-odd years and only have one regular spam source - from a hack of an online shop - but as I used a username+shopname email alias for it, it's easy to detect and automatically handle.

Now I use Fastmail's "Masked Email" feature for each online account. When (not if) a site gets hacked, I just change the site to use a new masked address and block/delete the old one, and then it's useless to scammers/spammers.

[-] loutr@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

Same, the best one was the dude who created an account with my email but his own phone number. So I text him to try and scare him with the fact that some random dude got hold of his private info. He was unfazed and replied "my nephew set it up for me, guess we've got the same email address"...

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[-] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 49 points 2 weeks ago

I made a gmail with my name like 2 years ago, I just have an uncommon name ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago

I've tried using my name in email/accounts for decades and never got it. I have a name so common people think I'm making it up when I tell them. It also makes me not too worried about posting it online, because even if you knew it and my location you still probably couldn't find the right person.

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[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 46 points 2 weeks ago
[-] AstaKask@lemmy.cafe 34 points 2 weeks ago

I own the domain for my last name (firstname@lastname.countrycode) and get people all the time insisting it can't be my real email. I also own a short domain based on my last name (like last.nm) which is very useful and techy people think it's pretty cool.

[-] starman@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago

May I ask, where do you come from? I use firstname@lastname.dev domain, and even elderly people never question it. When I bought it, I was considering .pl (my country's TLD), because I thought that people would be suspicious of the .dev, but suprisingly they aren't.

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[-] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 2 weeks ago

And of course, gmail is the only email provider.

(/s)

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 8 points 2 weeks ago

with DKIP and FARCS, it basically might as well be

[-] GiveOver@feddit.uk 27 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds good until dozens of people around the world all use it as their email too. So many receipts and job applications. I have enough documents for an Australian with the same name as me, I could easily steal their identity. A 12 year old in England set up an Instagram with my email and I ended up with access to their full account. Also had some fun the time I was included in a maga family email chain.

[-] IcyToes@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

Same for me. The lack of email validation is ridiculous.

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[-] lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

And here I am, with a firstname@lastname.de address, running my own mail server.

  • People sometimes act like this is pure magic
  • Some providers only allow popular mail services on signup (fuck those), so I had to set up a GMail address that just redirects to my actual one
  • My last name is really hard to spell, so it probably wasn't the best idea, since I always struggle communicating that address verbally

The pain of running this still beats having to deal with a free provider out there that either spams my inbox with their own BS or just skims through the data to serve me ads.

I’m using my custom domain email with a hosting service (mailbox.org). Hosting on my own was a pain in the ass and you also have to deal with spam filters not trusting you.

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[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

I got my Gmail account because someone gave me one of their early adopter invites LOL.

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[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 24 points 2 weeks ago

I have this and the other people with my name give it as their own email address all the time, apparently not understanding that you don’t get the address just for existing.

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[-] FundMECFSResearch 21 points 2 weeks ago

do you mean the holy grail of

firstname@gmail.com

or the slightly uncommon

firstnamelastname@gmail.com?

[-] Wolf@lemmy.today 27 points 2 weeks ago

I got firstnamelastname@gmail.com when gmail was still 'invite only'.

The one drawback to that is there is a General in the U.S. Army with my exact name who doesn't understand how email works and apparently gives out my email address as his. I wish I knew what his actual email address was so I could let people know what it is. I bet he's missing out on a lot of VA functions and barber appointments because he couldn't be assed to remember his actual email address.

[-] FundMECFSResearch 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I have first name lastname too. And tbh… It’s a bit of a curse.

I have 2 swedish people wirh the same name as me give it to whatever websites they sign up for at random.

(I’m pretty sure its two people, but oculd also be one person)

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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 2 weeks ago

I know somebody who got his first name on Xbox Live. And he didn't even make an account until he got a 360.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

“Do not cite the deep magic to me…”

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 weeks ago

When I was growing up, this was all fields.. gestures towards ocean

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Old Man Peabody owned all of this!

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

Twin Emails Mall

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[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I have a somewhat common word as my last name.

My first two initials are 'al', which means "to the" in Italian.

My email is al.lastname@gmail.com

I get Italian train ticket reservation info about twice a year.

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[-] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

First name guy right here. Bow before me, peasants!

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[-] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

I was there when gmail was invented
Was there during the invitation period
Someone picked my preferred name
I ended up with a kinda dumb name
Didn't matter much, because my primary email is a redirect, anyway, and gmail still lets me use those (kudos to them)
Google came up with Google Code (and other services) where your public gmail address is your identity
Nope, fuck off
Glad they died. Shame Github got eaten by Microsoft, but, eh...
Google hasn't really been good at letting people specify their identity, ever since
Yes, this is also a transgender user story, why do you ask?

[-] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago
[-] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago

When gmail was invite I got my name, my ex wife's and both my kid's. I also got a couple of regular words, for other uses. I get a ton of mail for other people with the same last name.

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[-] edinbruh@feddit.it 7 points 2 weeks ago

My name is uncommon enough that I can always pick my name everywhere, and when I can't it means I forgot I had an account.

[-] wolfeh 7 points 2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far away...

Naboo was under an attack.

And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn

Could talk the federation in

To maybe... cutting them a... little slack.

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[-] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Kid taking my gmail address: how did they allow you to have a troll name for email address?

I was there when gmail was invented.

[-] UnpledgedCatnapTipper 7 points 2 weeks ago

I have that for my deadname account, but I had to put a number in my post transition gmail account. I do have firstname@lastname as a personal domain though some sites don't like that.

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 6 points 2 weeks ago

I currently have my full name on GMail and Proton, but I actually had my first name on GMail when it first launched. As in, if my name was Brian (it isn't (it might be (it isn't))) I had brian@gmail.com. Sold it for £1000.

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[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

imagine my luck at joining lemmy.world before they created an affiliates program.

[-] saimen@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

I had firstnameLastname@gmail.com but deleted my account recently.

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