We’re spending all this money on you now so you can’t grow up and say we didn’t spend money on you when your were a kid.

C'mon now, don't be ungrateful. I mean... you made the conscious decision to be born, right?

What? I can't hear you over the stroad.

Are these "erased" episodes available anywhere else? I wonder if they're archived anywhere. I'd be curious to see what all the fuss is about.

There's an episode of South Park that comes to mind...

Three words: "Weird Al" Yankovic

He and the same guys in his band have been touring together for 40+ years, and the experience shows.

It's one of the hardest rocking shows out there. Yes, I'm serious.

Age restrictions are, and always have been, ridiculous.

Be aware: Newsweek put out a string of content before the election, making it clear that Harris was winning and that Democrats were in the clear when few other news outlets were being that optimistic. Recently, they've been putting out a lot of articles talking about how the Orange One is losing popularity. While I hope that's true, they definitely have a weird angle. Take their content with a big grain of salt.

Wow, how anti-Semitic.

(/s, obviously.)

There will soon come a time when I am only able to shop for a new car at a junkyard.

Young people understand a lot more than many adults give them credit for.