The ages are no one's business unless the people he's flirting with are under 18.

Just going from the behaviour, though? Still super creepy.

What a wonderful phrase.

Oh no! Anyway...

How to say you're from Vermont without saying you're from Vermont. 😁

She's a moog pioneer. And she collaborated with Al in '88.

A lot of people don't know that Al was on a Brian Wilson track in the early 1990s, "Let's Stick Together" (it later became "The Waltz").

His stuff from the mid '70s is rough, but it's still pretty funny.

There have only been 4 artists to have a Top 40 single in each of the last 4 decades ('80s, '90s, '00s, and '10s).

• Michael Jackson
• Madonna
• Weird Al Yankovic
• U2

(In that order.)

I wish that album were still in print. You can easily "acquire" a digital copy, but it would be nice to own the physical record.

A great collab with Wendy Carlos.

Honestly, I sometimes even rock out to "Belvidere Crusin'" (1976).

I guess English must be a second language for the Kremlin.

Pretty much everything "Weird Al" Yankovic and his band have ever done.

They've gained more recognition in recent years, but most people don't realize that his catalogue goes back to the mid-1970s. A lot of people are sleeping on his work, even today, because he's categorized as a "novelty artist".

The early stuff is rough, but from the mid-1980s on up is worth a listen even if you're not a fan.

I need eye bleach.