I wanted to patent a vegan version and call them "not pockets", but I was told that dogs are the reason I couldn't do that. 😁

/s

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A more appropriate singer of the song than Paul Simon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUhxElgh6ns

Agreed fully. It definitely isn't nice to shame anyone for having a small penis. I just like saying it because I know he's the sort of person who would get really, really pissed off by it. :-)

This image, though... part of me wants to look it up, but part of me knows I wouldn't be able to go back from that.

And I would love it if Mr. Nadella stopped working for a company whose name perfectly describes his genitals.

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This. Lots and lots of people, especially when I was younger, would go on about how "animals" (non-humans) can't experience pain or emotion. 30 years of evidence to the contrary later, fuck 'em.

Archangel1313... are you okay? Is everything good? I don't see how not wanting people to mutilate other people's genitals is bigotry. Or is this a disingenuous "parents' rights" argument?

Be aware: Newsweek has a history of posting stories that placate and reassure the non-MAGA crowd. I don't 100% trust their intentions as an organization. Kamala Harris was definitely going to win according to Newsweek, the week before the election.

Let me explain the situation for those who don't know:

Once, there was this girl who

Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion

And when she finally made it,

She saw

Some other girl who was better

And so she hired some guy to club her in the knee cap.

Be aware: Newsweek put out a string of content before the election, making it clear that Harris was winning and that Democrats were in the clear when few other news outlets were being that optimistic. Recently, they've been putting out a lot of articles talking about how the Orange One is losing popularity. While I hope that's true, they definitely have a weird angle. Take their content with a big grain of salt.