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[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 293 points 1 month ago

Millennial here. The true answer is None Of The Above. The actual download button is just a blue link somewhere on the page, probably among all of the torrent info.

[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 117 points 1 month ago

This is the correct answer. It might also be the filename shown. If you can put your cursor over that it might become underlined. All big Download buttons are not to be trusted.

[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

It always irked me back in the day when cnet was still a useful source because they modeled their buttons that way. Then they eventually became the garbage the site appeared to be at first glance.

[-] VerilyFemme 48 points 1 month ago

Came here to say this. Closest onscreen would probably be the grey "Download or Watch" button not trying to get your attention in any way.

[-] Saleh@feddit.org 31 points 1 month ago
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[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

The real download button only shows up after 30 seconds.

[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 month ago

The file name looks like a link, it’s at least a slightly different color than the other text.

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[-] kayzeekayzee 153 points 1 month ago
[-] peregrin5@piefed.social 34 points 1 month ago

The button of a carpenter.

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[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 153 points 1 month ago

Stop. Install your favorite ad blocker, like ublock origin. Refresh.

Work smarter not harder

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 26 points 1 month ago

About 2 years ago I spent most of a Christmas sorting out my MIL's new laptop, uninstalling junk and whatnot, and I tossed ublock origin on there. A few days ago I came back to sort out the Realtek audio drivers which uninstalled themselves via Windows Update. I find she has an entirely different laptop now, branded as"Acemagic" but through the magic of forced Microsoft Sign-in ublock origin synced to Edge on this new laptop, and there was no crapware installed despite the laptop clearly being in use for about 6 months already!

TL;DR install ublock origin on your parents computers to save yourself some trouble down the line

[-] Geobloke@aussie.zone 12 points 1 month ago

If you didn't give your parents computer, digital syphilis are you really a millennial?

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[-] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 60 points 1 month ago

The ones that don't say "advertisement" under.. as a gen z that commits regular piracy

[-] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 74 points 1 month ago

There are 3 "downloads" there without advertisement written under them. Just use the most basic looking button, it's like how the holy grail is the most plain looking one.

That or just use devtools/inspect elements.

[-] abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

It looks like 3 actually have advertisement under them. Gross

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[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No matter where you click, it'll open some pop-unders for the first few clicks.

[-] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago

In the very top right of the browser window, there should be a little 'X' button. That's the one you wanna click.

[-] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 1 month ago

Trick question, the link is a plain blue hyoerlink near the bottom of the page you haven't scrolled to yet

[-] WraithGear@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Or the download is already under way, and started once you arrived at the page

[-] Bgugi@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Starts after a 25 second delay

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[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 month ago

The vanilla HTML button on the bottom

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[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago

It's a trick question. This window is a pop-up

[-] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

But only the first click

[-] SimonJ@reddthat.com 27 points 1 month ago

Install an adblocker and take the guesswork away, but likely the orange one at the bottom.

[-] irish_link@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

It’s actually the one below that. It says “Download or watch”

[-] deadcream@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 month ago

"or watch" part is still pretty sus

[-] irish_link@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

True, but I take it as lazy programming. If it’s a file then download if it’s a video depending on your browser and any extensions/plugins it would essentially stream it instead of download. But true it’s still sus.

I'd say the same if I had to pick, although they all look pretty shady lol

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[-] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

non, you wait for the donwload to start automatically, if not, update all your adblocks and try the button with no url when you hover over it

[-] hades@feddit.uk 17 points 1 month ago
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[-] fouloleron@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Look at all the peasants with no arrs.

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid 15 points 1 month ago

bottom most

[-] pocker_machine@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

The real answer is a question - Is the timer still running ?

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 13 points 1 month ago

I'll go with the small red download button in the middle.

It could be the very bottom one, but it probably says advertisement under that and it's just been cropped out.

But even the correct button is likely to launch you into a popup to try and get you to download a "downloader" of some description, as if that's not literally the sole function of a fucking web browser, and then suddenly you've been taken to livejasmin.com or a sketchy gambling site targetted at Asians.

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[-] sirico@feddit.uk 12 points 1 month ago

Editing the URL so it directs to the file

[-] Emi@ani.social 12 points 1 month ago

Bottom white one?

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 month ago

None of them.

[-] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

Curious. The only winning move is not to play.

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago

🧲 links ftw, simply ctrl-u ctrl-f magnet:

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[-] lowered_lifted 9 points 1 month ago

Adblock, also if you're not sure you can inspect element

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 9 points 1 month ago

As a millenial: i have no idea. I haven't seen ads on a download page in such a long time. Really takes me back...

[-] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago

It's still prevalent, even with uBlock, if you try to pirate from direct-download sites.

[-] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Kobiyashi Maru it

[-] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

This is why they said "you wouldn't download a movie." Because it's a risky click.

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