If they had bought it, they would have run it into the ground.

They look like a gas furnace and a hot water tank. My first thought was "Why are they connected? ", because I thought the tank had its own heating element. My second thought was "Aren't those water lines? How does a water line become incandescent?"

This is correct. Hay can be used as fodder for animals, whereas straw cannot. It can be used for many other purposes, however, like animal bedding, building material, decorating your suburban yard in fall...

No, it wants to be roasted and covered in cheese sauce.

Wrong, the date is 2024-06-12.

Aren't the tires not supposed to extend outside of the wheel arches?

Why is Elmo standing in for Cookie Monster?

In other parts of the world, bacon doesn't have to be crunchy at all. But then it is also vastly better there, too.

Yes, because English.

Have you ever seen a Massachusetts state trooper in dress uniform?

Receiving a Windows Autopilot device direct from the manufacturer or vendor in no way prevents your employer from installing whatever software they want on the device, of course. I can't speak for the Apple device but I would imagine there are ways to remotely manage the device even there - requiring the employee to sign in to Jamf, perhaps.

Eighty one percent of Americans think God will save them, so why would you care about any of their other opinions?