"civilian asset forfeiture"

Hahahaha. I love it. Thank for pointing out the mobile edit issue.

I thought this was known for years. Like more than 40 years as I heard this frowning up. Not phones at that time but comics and books were the distraction.

Edit- I clearly meant growing up but my phone sucks. Still a good funny comment I guess

True

Unfortunately that’s after the darkness and blight took over the kingdom.

How freaking big are Jewel Beetles if they are trying to mate a beer bottle!?!?

All jokes aside they are not small but they aren’t the size of a beer bottle either.

Daydream, “lots of time to ‘daydream’”

Let’s be honest half the stuff a guy writes is about how to win a girl over and the other half is having sex with said girl.

“Nerds for lifting” I fucking love that and feel that.

Even with a “clean” record they still shouldn’t get their guns back. Ignoring all second amendment arguments just look at how they are holding their guns in the main picture. They are in no way trained or even given half assed knowledge in how to hold a fire arm.

Why is a car capable of playing games in the first place. I understand it’s not going to allow people to play while they drive but still. That just seems like an odd/bad idea.

If that’s true, isn’t that considered counterfeit and thus federal prison?

Good for this dude. It’s actually really hard making friends at that stage in life and he went and did it.