Did they ever ask why they got doxxed?

None. For at least 15 years now.

30% of federal employees are also veterans and they've been getting fucked all year.

There's countless stories. They do not give a shit about you. YOU is YOU. Everyone. These greedy fuckers. DO. NOT. CARE. ABOUT. YOU.

But why does the tree have a vagina?

I feel like I am simultaneously both of these people most times.

I remember someone at work once losing their shit cause nobody noticed their new haircut.

Most overrated villain ever.

There's a reason I've started this game about 100 times.

Overblown character with little substance who you literally only see like 3 times in the campaign, dies midway through, and isn't even the main villain.

Massively overhyped.

“Did you just say 'nerd'?"

Okay but Tom Cotton is a bigoted piece of raccoon feces.

Meanwhile Nascar literally has races sponsored by BlueChew and every other fucking ad during a race is for bent dick disease, all on easily accessed channels.