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[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 105 points 1 month ago

You may have seen positive greentexts in the past. They’re an anomaly. This is the norm.

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 1 month ago

Yes, the norm is greentexts that aren't even green

[-] three@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 month ago

he needs the comedy chevrons to know when to laugh

ISHYGDDT

[-] match@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago
[-] svcg 62 points 1 month ago
[-] sus@programming.dev 24 points 1 month ago

Boybortion, now recognized by Wiktionary the free dictionary

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

Right wingers fucking wish they could shitpost this hard.

[-] Awkwardparticle@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

They can barely detect sarcasm or understand irony. Their emotionally underdeveloped brains can't compete.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 22 points 1 month ago

There's no way he actually said that. It's correctly punctuated and there isn't a single misspelling.

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 month ago

The image looks obviously editied. The text is much sharper and clearer than the rest of the photo.

[-] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but we ARE talking about Trump- a swamp monster with a brain of mayonnaise.

[-] the_wiz@feddit.org 54 points 1 month ago

Is it a sign of getting old if I don't get half the idioms he is using?

[-] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 87 points 1 month ago

He's just talking about getting his boyfriend pregante

[-] Fetus@lemmy.world 79 points 1 month ago
[-] Localhorst86@feddit.org 44 points 1 month ago
[-] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago
[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 45 points 1 month ago

*Preganté 🤌

[-] frosch@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago
[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago

shameless plug for ~~askluigi~~ !askouija@lemmy.world

[-] LemUrun@pawb.social 3 points 1 month ago

Reddit be like

[-] Zdvarko@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

*paraglided

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

pomegrante.

[-] Myr@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's a greentext, I'd take it as a healthy sign you dont know "the boi- prefix" xD.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

boiwife = boy wife

fagpregnant = gay pregnant

boibortion = boy abortion

[-] wabasso@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago

Ah ok! I initially read that as Biowife, so I assumed there was a real pregnancy scare. And you know, Biowife as opposed to digital waifu or whatever.

[-] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 month ago

Haha thanks i thought bio as in biological as in human, not a sex doll.

Makes much more sense now ;) /s

[-] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 month ago

They're talking about how babby is formed

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

Fake : Anon had sex
Gay : obv

[-] PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure it's "aboition"

[-] dan69@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Step 1: Go get a pack cigarettes or any milk size Step 2: never return

[-] 0x0@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago
[-] simsalabim@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago
[-] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 7 points 1 month ago

Can anyone translate to more common terms?

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

he came inside a femboy and now he needs an abortion

[-] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago
[-] the_wiz@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

A part of me is curious if something like that (uterus transplant to a trans person) is possible, the other part of me fears that people like anons ~~boy~~ girlfriend would get one...

[-] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

A doctor involved in some of the experimental uterus transplants in cis women has written a paper on it and believes the barriers to such a transplant are surmountable. However, good luck getting funding for such a thing in today's world. We can't even convince people to not let trans kids die from lack of healthcare. Uterus transplants aren't even in the same universe as us right now.

[-] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

This is indeed correct. The source papers I do have and they're saved elsewhere. So even if the US government or whatever erased those, they can't erase facts.

Uterus transplants have actually already been done and led to successful births. The closest analogy would probably be FtM births, which have succeeded as well.

[-] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

fuck it i will do the last one and no one will be able to stop me

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

At least anon was cordial enough to respect OP's time?

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Just get a boi-ning after pill

[-] match@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

the boning after pill is what started all this!

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago

The boiiiiiiing before pill!

[-] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Guys, 4chan was leaked and found to have dozens of government emails. It is a government honeypot. Why are you going there?

[-] Nelots@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

It's a pretty old screenshot.

[-] serenissi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

What's going on with the image

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 7 points 1 month ago
[-] serenissi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

That's not 4chan. Somebody edited the screenshot

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Are you referring to the scribbly line crossing out the image?

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