I kinda hate going to the barbers because the conversation will always spin towards sports or women and I'm not interested in either.
...and friendship, for everyone!
I remember as a kid having one of those encyclopedias with a bunch of cool illustrations, and it mentioned the Bermuda Triangle. It really scared me! Like wtf why was no-one doing anything about this
Having the animated montage on the TV is really effective lol
Weirdly despite all the straight romance that was forced on me growing up, I still ended up gay :3
Nothing makes me want to suck dick more than seeing someone put a bottle into the correct recycling bin :3
Yeah my parents forced being British on me when I was growing up
Average rich people hobbies: Cocaine, tax fraud, genocide
So Elon tells me... he tells me... please, please let me cum Mr Trump. Can you believe that? As you all know, I'm the greatest, the greatest at edging. I'm all for it but... these people... you can't let 'em have it that easy... you really can't
I feel like this was designed by the straightest committee
Follow-up question: As a gay guy, what gay drinks should I be drinking?
What a weird world we live in


To be fair there is a really cool LGBT hairdressers not far from me! I go there when I can, but it's hard to get an appointment sometimes.
Annoyingly I really like how the 'regular' barbers do my hair. But there's only so much chat about poker and clubbing in Ibiza that I can handle :'3