I'd love to get one, but I'm guessing it won't be particularly cheap!
Having the animated montage on the TV is really effective lol
Weirdly despite all the straight romance that was forced on me growing up, I still ended up gay :3
Nothing makes me want to suck dick more than seeing someone put a bottle into the correct recycling bin :3
He's just talking about getting his boyfriend pregante
Take that spider republicans
Yeah my parents forced being British on me when I was growing up
Average rich people hobbies: Cocaine, tax fraud, genocide
So Elon tells me... he tells me... please, please let me cum Mr Trump. Can you believe that? As you all know, I'm the greatest, the greatest at edging. I'm all for it but... these people... you can't let 'em have it that easy... you really can't
I feel like this was designed by the straightest committee
Follow-up question: As a gay guy, what gay drinks should I be drinking?
What a weird world we live in

It's... probably for the best that you're done with it. Sending messages to an algorithm designed to provide an illusion of a fictional character isn't healthy, especially if you're using it every day. Take a break and find something more meaningful to do with your time.