I like acid!
Nothing makes me want to suck dick more than seeing someone put a bottle into the correct recycling bin :3
He's just talking about getting his boyfriend pregante
Take that spider republicans
Yeah my parents forced being British on me when I was growing up
Average rich people hobbies: Cocaine, tax fraud, genocide
So Elon tells me... he tells me... please, please let me cum Mr Trump. Can you believe that? As you all know, I'm the greatest, the greatest at edging. I'm all for it but... these people... you can't let 'em have it that easy... you really can't
I feel like this was designed by the straightest committee
Follow-up question: As a gay guy, what gay drinks should I be drinking?
I don't know, clam meditation sounds pretty chill
What a weird world we live in

Speaking of gay, I saw a meme the other day comparing the Gulf of Oman to the anus and the strait to the second sphincter. Something along the lines of 'if you get water past here you'll be douching for hours' lol. If anyone can find it let me know. Wish I'd saved it