I adored Red Faction: Guerrilla! I just loved the world, the destruction, and even the multiplayer was great fun. It's an excellent sandbox.
Does he need a hand drying off? I'd be happy to help ;3
For the Punctuated! prompt... does '&' count as a punctuation mark? From what I can work out, perhaps not?
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Having the animated montage on the TV is really effective lol
Weirdly despite all the straight romance that was forced on me growing up, I still ended up gay :3
Nothing makes me want to suck dick more than seeing someone put a bottle into the correct recycling bin :3
Yeah my parents forced being British on me when I was growing up
Average rich people hobbies: Cocaine, tax fraud, genocide
So Elon tells me... he tells me... please, please let me cum Mr Trump. Can you believe that? As you all know, I'm the greatest, the greatest at edging. I'm all for it but... these people... you can't let 'em have it that easy... you really can't
I feel like this was designed by the straightest committee
Follow-up question: As a gay guy, what gay drinks should I be drinking?

I'm sure he wouldn't mind a little bit of roughness :3