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[-] arararagi@ani.social 1 points 13 hours ago

Old but gold, very early internet energy but from just a few years ago.

[-] neuromorph@lemmy.world 13 points 23 hours ago

This is what the internet is for.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Me: It's a drawing, it doesn't have to conform to reality.

[-] usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

But if we don’t let twitter users whinge about obviously exaggerated and satirical drawings, how will they feel superior to everyone else??

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

It's not a satirical drawing, it's an erotic fantasy one, otherwise yeah.

[-] enbiousenvy 11 points 1 day ago

I scrolled past this eye catching tummy while at salon LMAO

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 91 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Meanwhile I've seen videos of a woman somehow taking a dildo in her vagina that should have reached all the way into her chest cavity. I don't know how that works, but it scared me; which meant I had to send it to all my fem friends c:

Edit: they were like, "that's not how vaginas work, what the fuck" and my response was mostly, "I know, that's why I sent it to you lmao"

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

Can you show me some of those videos? I want to masturbate to them.

[-] petrol_sniff_king 5 points 16 hours ago

This made me laugh so hard

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Asking for a friend? For research? No?

Ok, go ahead please.

[-] Mamdani_Da_Savior@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I love his honesty

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

No, I'm not a pussy. Google and others already know about my weird and sometimes even disgusting fetishes, I have nothing to hide.

[-] drmoose@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

just look up dragon dildos on any porn website.

Those dildos are usually soft and bendy. not a stake that will force it's way though tissues.

also, Someone show those surgeons those videos.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 days ago

Vlad the Impaler disliked this

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[-] pupbiru@aussie.zone 17 points 1 day ago

and as a gay man that’s into fisting i know from personal experience that you can fit an arm up to the shoulder inside your digestive system!

plenty of videos of that online too

[-] buttnugget@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

Shoulder deep inside the borderline.

[-] Noja@sopuli.xyz 32 points 2 days ago

from lilyjunex, she says the dildo goes past the cervix into the posterior fornix , it's done with practice and stretching

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 22 points 2 days ago

Cervix? Posterior Fornix? Damn, girl! How many pussies you got!?

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

turns out half the people on lemmy are kangaroos

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[-] artifex@lemmy.zip 110 points 2 days ago

It’s what the internet was made for.

[-] General_Effort@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

For scientists to share data and debate over the interpretation.

[-] artifex@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

That’s just how it got funding. It’s meant for memes and shitposts. I’m almost positive.

[-] tpihkal@lemmy.world 64 points 2 days ago
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[-] MangoPenguin 27 points 2 days ago

No one ever seems to discuss which hole this is happening in first lol

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

If it was the anus, it would the hella curvy, and many people actually can pull that off. One side effect may be that going deep with thicker things, you will get megacolon, which in turn can give you the worst kind of constipation for the rest of your life.

[-] i_dont_want_to 10 points 1 day ago

Megacolon sounds a lot cooler than it really is.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Yeah, could enable you to not poop for weeks, at the cost of abdominal pain.

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Oh wow! But are there any downsides?

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago
[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Thanks for that link! I appreciate it so much that I'm not even gonna open it. So that it retains more value, of course!

[-] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 28 points 2 days ago

I would hope it's not the urethra, though at this point it's really much of a muchness.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Sounding is already quite iffy, especially if you're a vagina haver and not fine with potentially losing your continence to larger objects.

[-] cholesterol@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[-] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 day ago

You don't do penetration tests at work?

[-] buttnugget@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

Pen15 testing.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 days ago

What's more dubious is the ability of a penis you penetrate any of the relevant tissues without also suffering injury. Not that it isn't possible, but no way are you going through the diaphragm with human strength, not without also doing serious damage to the penis they're tough, but they aren't jam-through-a-wall-of-muscle tough

Plus, past a fairly reasonable length, there's a small chance it wouldn't be hard enough. It's already soft on the glans, the giving some cushion. Really big cocks can have trouble maintaining a truly hard erection. Not like it's some kind of definite every time thing, but a cock that's maybe 18 inches long, no way is it going to be fully self supporting. Even guys in the ten inch range get a little floppy at times.

So ramming that thing through even the cervix is dubious. Anal isn't even a guarantee that the cock could tear through intestinal walls. That can happen, but it's rare.

[-] serenissi@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Plus, past a fairly reasonable length, there's a small chance it wouldn't be hard enough. It's already soft on the glans, the giving some cushion. Really big cocks can have trouble maintaining a truly hard erection. Not like it's some kind of definite every time thing, but a cock that's maybe 18 inches long, no way is it going to be fully self supporting. Even guys in the ten inch range get a little floppy at times.

Thank you fellow internet stranger for this enlightenment. Not that I expect to encounter a 18 inch penis in my life. Still a piece of pure wisdom.

You need one of the new armor-penetrating penises.

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[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago

we need the video of the woman with the tape measure saying "this is ok. this is great. This will make me go to the hospital"

[-] Speiser0@feddit.org 62 points 2 days ago

You can't show us only halve of the conversation. Show us the anime pic they're talking about!

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[-] teletext@reddthat.com 57 points 2 days ago
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[-] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 39 points 2 days ago

I have a scar on my stomach that looks like this scale. I don't know when I can unsee this until then I wholeheartedly hate OOP for this image I'll now see in the mirror (⁠ ⁠・ั⁠﹏⁠・ั⁠)

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[-] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 30 points 2 days ago

Drops this NSFW link by accident haha oops!

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