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[-] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 141 points 1 week ago

Dude I get pumped for even a few upvotes here, especially if it's something I'm enthusiastic about. That shit goes far with me 😊 I love you dorks

[-] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 week ago

Awww we love you too!

[-] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 18 points 1 week ago

I admit I was tempted to ironically downvote you...

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

You silly goose! We love you too.

[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 13 points 1 week ago

It's definitely quality over quantity here. Every upvote means a real human person saw my post/comment and liked it enough to upvote it. And I can even see who on Mbin!

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I hide the votes, just because I get a little tilted whenever I get driveby downvoted, but the nice comments mean the world to me. Like one person replying affirmatively is worth a thousand votes.

EDIT also, love ya you spoony worlder!

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 135 points 1 week ago

Two people told me the salad I was making at the grocery store salad bar looked good. I was like damn. I’m really good at making salads.

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

Don't knock yourself down! I'm sure your glitter is great too!

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago

Yeah it's like brb pivoting to make salads my whole personality now rofl

[-] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 78 points 1 week ago

Every Monday night I do a radio show. Most weeks I get about 15 people listening, and have had to work really hard to stay at a place where I'm happy that it's as many as that.

Time is fleeting, we don't get back what we've used, so it blows my mind that 15 people choose to spend two hours of their week listening to my bullshit. Sure, I'd like it to be more, but I'll take what I can get.

[-] atomicorange@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago

Every week you have 15 people sitting in a circle hanging on your every word for two whole hours. And they keep coming back. That’s a lot of good friends, man! If they were there in person we’d all wonder if you were a cult leader.

[-] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 week ago

It isn't a cult, I just really like robes.

[-] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago

Plug your shit man. I'll be number 16 at least once.

[-] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 week ago

OK!

Well, I'm live at https://stream.djdarren.site/ between 1900-2100 UK time every Monday, after which I upload it to Mixcloud.

[-] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

what's your show about? I may give it a listen if it's a topic of interest to me :)

[-] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago

Its theme based. At the end of every show I announce the theme for next week's, then the suggestions come pouring in via Mastodon.

Tonight's theme is covers, and I currently have 5 1/2 hours of suggestions to dig through.

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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

This made me realize that I never really knew how many listeners my radio show had, and that I never really cared.

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[-] CaptainParabola@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago

Last week at work two different people walked by me at lunch and said “your sandwiches always look amazing” and I literally can’t shut up about that now.

[-] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 week ago

Tell me everything about your amazing sandwiches

[-] CaptainParabola@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

On Sara Lee Artisano bread, in this order: Yellow mustard Two slices of oven roasted turkey breast One slice of cheese (baby Swiss or Gouda) Another slice of turkey Another slice of cheese Green or red leaf lettuce A thick slice of beefsteak tomato Onion Mayo

I pack the lettuce tomato and onion in a separate zip top bag and add them to the sandwich right before eating it. Makes all the difference.

I randomly made this the first time I actually took my lunch to work and at the first bite was like “FUCK that’s a good sandwich” and I’ve taken the exact same thing every day for weeks now.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago

I'm reminded of a scene near the end of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, where the protagonist becomes like this venerated sandwich artisan on a tiny out-of-the-way planet.

Agreed that most sandwiches are better fresh. Any kind of dampness or shudder sogginess, totally knocks off 10 points.

My sandwiches are made with this fried tofu mix of my own design lol, so might not appeal to others but I still appreciate the art generally.

While we're sharing, my secret technique is toasting the inside of the sandwich breads, so you get soft bite going in then a little crunch on the inside.

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[-] papertowels@mander.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

It's the cheese, man.

Incredible how much switching from kraft American ups your sandwich game.

I'm partial to havarti myself.

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[-] prole 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

On Sara Lee Artisano bread,

Bruh what? I'm sure the sandwich is good, but a great sandwich begins and ends with the bread, and I just don't know that Sara Lee cuts it imo

I pack the lettuce tomato and onion in a separate zip top bag and add them to the sandwich right before eating it. Makes all the difference.

This is the real protip right here.

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[-] moopet@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Don't skip sandwich day.

[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 week ago

15? I'm happy to see 2-3. I'm happy all day when I see a positive reply to my comment.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 25 points 1 week ago

I don't have to imagine. I'm sure almost 15 people have complimented my appearance over the course of my entire life.

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago

Look at Mr George Clooney over here

[-] entwine413@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

Is that counting relatives?

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 9 points 1 week ago
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[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 25 points 1 week ago

If "social media" is telling you that, then stop seeing "social media". Only spend time with those that pump you up.

You are wonderful, just the way you are.

[-] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago

Thanks MN so are you

[-] errer@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

I think the reason why being complimented by strangers feels so nice is because it used to happen to you as a kid alllll the time. Happens to my kids all the time for dumb shit you’d never compliment an adult for. I bet people take that for granted when they are kids and only notice it’s missing when it stops happening to them as they get older.

[-] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 week ago

I once had 1500 upvotes on Reddit for something, don't even remember what. I'm a celebrity now.

[-] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I managed to get 1,200 upvotes here on Lemmy 2 years ago during the Reddit API fiasco on my old lemmy.world account so I'm a super star as well :3

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I remember my first 500+ updoot post like it was yesterday:

Immature content

[-] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

I guess it's CUNT after all.

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[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I remember my most uovoted comments were always the pithy little sentences that didn't add much, but captured the zeitgeist. Meanwhile I'd write an essay with a proper thesis and everything in a niche community and get like one downvote for my trouble.

One of the reasons I turn off vote displays here. I don't consider it real engagement. Yeah we all do it to be polite, but it doesn't mean anything. A hundred upvotes is like a hundred people replying "ok" or "ya" — not even.

Anyway that's my hobby horse, thanks for reading.

[-] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

It's always these quippy one-liners that add nothing of value to the conversation. One of the aspects that made commenting on popular posts so unrewarding and boring because the entire comment section would be full of people parroting this senseless nonsense. Actively a part of what made me comment and post barely on reddit. Whereas on here, I'm commenting a lot more than I used to simply because the discussions surrounding the comments actually exist and is appreciated.

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 13 points 1 week ago

Theres a guy I know who focuses on always getting high numbers. He's one of those startup weirdos.

Bragged that he got 100 likes with his new shirt.

Bragged that his photo of his smoothy got major engagement and was trending.

It seems exhausting to constantly perform like that.

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[-] darthelmet@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I briefly tried making YouTube videos (didn’t really stop for any reason other than my usual inability to stick with anything) and when I got a handful of views and comments my reaction was “wait who the fuck is watching this?”

[-] Lionel@endlesstalk.org 5 points 1 week ago

It’s about exposure potential and ease. Saying it in real life is harder and much less likely. You are also exposed to a fraction of the amount of people. Not disagreeing but that’s why

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
[-] wpb@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

It's not the same, likes cost nothing. Imagine going around and telling every poster you upvote "good comment, I like this".

That's a good comment. Genuinely I nodded reading it.

[-] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago

Solid comment, A++++, would read again.

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[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

15 likes doesn’t make you a loser, 1000 likes does

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