I have an African Grey. She’s quiet and gentle and obsessed with climbing under blankets and she’s dumb as a rock. Truly a model specimen.
Here she is climbing the stairs one by one instead of flying.
It’s a specific look that screams “I have money” and in this particular social circle that matters a lot.
Weird Al
Little flypaper carnivores ❤️
Pinguicula esseriana
Foreground: Pinguicula “estrellita”
Background: Pinguicula moranensis f. orchidioides
Pinguicula cyclosecta
Left: unknown ping (possibly moranensis?)
Right: Pinguicula “mehitable”
Drosera ultramafica x spatulata
She’s currently sending up four separate flower spikes, the flowers bloom for such a short time I have yet to actually see one open!
Heliamphora sarracenioides x minor Black Burgundy
Heliamphora have a reputation for being difficult, but I’ve had good luck so far growing on a windowsill, even in my very dry climate. She gets lots and lots of light!
Bonus utricularia sandersonii and u. calycifida in the background
Schrödinger’s cop. Every masked creep with a power complex is simultaneously a dangerous criminal you should shoot on sight for your own protection and a police officer with qualified immunity. The waveform collapses when you get tried for murder, if you win it was a criminal all along, but if you get the electric chair it was a cop.
I worked at a pet store in college. There was a really chill baby king snake there that I’d hang out with when I was working the cash register. He’d loop around my neck and just hang out like a little snake necklace for hours. Scared the shit out of a few customers who thought he was a piece of jewelry until he moved 😅
Implied fact: a baby is capable of having a religion, despite its inability to comprehend the concept.
Y’all remember the computer room? Like that guest bedroom or whatever that wasn’t really used for anything other than housing The Computer?
A thermometer is like if we measured speed by crashing a car into a barrier and gauging how much it made the barrier shake.
Why the fuck would anyone want to ban medical emergency abortions? How would any sane person think this is a moral stance? The only goal is to kill women. How is this a mainstream political party’s stance?
Just declare open season on women already. Jesus Christ these people are fucking sick.
Partyparrot. I just want to see more videos and photos of birds having a good time.
Like this guy.
The new buttons for commenting and voting take up a whole bunch of space at the bottom of each comment. I think it would be more compact and readable if those buttons move up to the top of the comment.
The comment button could move right next to the three dot menu (or comment could become an option in the three dot menu).
The vote buttons could be combined with the vote counters already displayed (i.e. click the upvote arrow or upvote count to upvote the comment).
I framed my favorite birb art from the internet, here’s a photo of my little buddy checking it out. He looks rather unimpressed.
We must set ourselves apart from reddit. Birb content only.
Neil you idiot, you land in the blue where the water is DUH. You don’t want to crash!