I mean it’s not hollowed out and literally filled with them, but we do have SOME cassowaries.
I suspect many survey respondents were right for the wrong reason, or vice-versa. I have two dinosaurs in my house right now.
I feel for all the people who will have to live with the fear and trauma of witnessing this. I’m glad nobody else was hurt. This type of violence is a consequence of our gun-obsessed and highly politically polarized culture, which Kirk had a massive hand in making worse. I hope we can focus on the damage his rhetoric has caused and those who were taken in by him can use this as a learning moment.
Schrödinger’s cop. Every masked creep with a power complex is simultaneously a dangerous criminal you should shoot on sight for your own protection and a police officer with qualified immunity. The waveform collapses when you get tried for murder, if you win it was a criminal all along, but if you get the electric chair it was a cop.
I worked at a pet store in college. There was a really chill baby king snake there that I’d hang out with when I was working the cash register. He’d loop around my neck and just hang out like a little snake necklace for hours. Scared the shit out of a few customers who thought he was a piece of jewelry until he moved 😅
Implied fact: a baby is capable of having a religion, despite its inability to comprehend the concept.
Y’all remember the computer room? Like that guest bedroom or whatever that wasn’t really used for anything other than housing The Computer?
A thermometer is like if we measured speed by crashing a car into a barrier and gauging how much it made the barrier shake.
Why the fuck would anyone want to ban medical emergency abortions? How would any sane person think this is a moral stance? The only goal is to kill women. How is this a mainstream political party’s stance?
Just declare open season on women already. Jesus Christ these people are fucking sick.
Partyparrot. I just want to see more videos and photos of birds having a good time.
Like this guy.
We must set ourselves apart from reddit. Birb content only.
Ostrich rodeo? Rancher? Member of Jackass?