My great aunt was named Ute, I’ve never seen anyone else (in the US at least) with that name.

Aquaman is more closely related to fish than mollusks are. Read a book, Aquaman.

That was awesome, thanks for sharing!

Bigass subwoofer, blast Smack My Bitch Up, feel your soul exit your body.

Making people doubt the election’s integrity and fear potential violence for voting is probably the goal.

Tacky

Implied fact: a baby is capable of having a religion, despite its inability to comprehend the concept.

Y’all remember the computer room? Like that guest bedroom or whatever that wasn’t really used for anything other than housing The Computer?

A thermometer is like if we measured speed by crashing a car into a barrier and gauging how much it made the barrier shake.

Why the fuck would anyone want to ban medical emergency abortions? How would any sane person think this is a moral stance? The only goal is to kill women. How is this a mainstream political party’s stance?

Just declare open season on women already. Jesus Christ these people are fucking sick.

Partyparrot. I just want to see more videos and photos of birds having a good time.

Like this guy.

We must set ourselves apart from reddit. Birb content only.