[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 hours ago

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[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 5 points 17 hours ago

Yeah, I never expected a Scottish viewer on my video game stream to mention futanari. My Japanese ancestors would be proud to know how hard Japanese softpower is making people.

[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 4 points 17 hours ago

Even if you only have a console, it's really not THAT bad especially if you're not a conscious consumer. Like my kids love their Switch 2 games because they don't really know any better yet. They see me playing different games on my PC or even indies on the Switch and look genuinely interested so I'll get them to play those soon enough to expand their horizons (and eventually let them know how shitty a company Nintendo truly is lol).

[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 12 points 18 hours ago

lol the current President won't even honour his agreements.

[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 1 points 19 hours ago

And stolen resources.

[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Using an operator?

[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Isn't that precisely what a meme is?

[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

I wouldn't even care for a promotion if I'm making enough to sustain my living and happy.

[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 day ago

Anyway, here's Wander Balls.

[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

Right, they decided to invade out of love.

[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 day ago

They've never stopped raping in Okinawa.

[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

I wonder if you'd have to consider what type of ink it is. It might bleed after you put anything on top. I remember spraying a munny doll with some primer or whatever after painstakingly drawing on it with sharpies only for the whole thing to melt off lol

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submitted 2 weeks ago by k0e3@lemmy.ca to c/retrogaming@lemmy.world

I finally got my hands on a copy of the original Phantasy Star and it was not cheap!

I was a huge, huge, fan of Phantasy Star Online when I was in high school. I used to play PSO BB well into 2015 on emulated servers and I still listen to the OST today. I can honestly say the game shaped me into who I am today, but I've never played any of the original series.

This is my first Sega Mark III game ever and I have to say the graphics are pretty impressive.

Title screen of Phantasy Star. The protagonist, Arisa, is seen holding a sword. You see the title written in a stylized font and the backdrop is space. It's black with some stars.The title

I've yet to beat the game, but it looks like this is a type of game where it really helps to talk to every pedestrian and walk into every house to gather as much information as possible.

The battle, so far, is kinda annoying because you can't pick which enemy to attack. So when it's clearly advantageous to beat a weakened enemy so that you have one less monster dealing you damage, the game will randomly pick the one that's nearly at full health.

scorpion looking enemy in the game. The player is fighting it on a green field and you can see mountains in the backdrop

I was also surprised at how smooth the animation was in the 3D dungeon area, but it would really help if there was a map. I scribbled it down as I explored but I must have screwed up somewhere because my map ended up being twice as big when compared to something I found on the internet. Oh and the music in the dungeon is amazing! I recognized it right away because they used it in PSO too!

Dungeon crawling and fighting a green, slimy enemy

a scribble of a map of the dungeon

Again, it's just such a pretty game!

a space ship flying over some terrain

the spaceship has reached orbit and you can see the blue planet in the distance

And I love how manuals from the era had some much more info on it.

a photo of the game's manual. It contains images and text that complements the story in the game.

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by k0e3@lemmy.ca to c/retrogaming@lemmy.world

Hey guys. Here's another one of my collections. It's "ドラゴンボールZ III 烈戦人造人間 Dragon Ball Z III: Ressen Jinzoningen (lit. Incredible Battle with Androids)."

I'm not sure if any of the Famicom DBZ games made it overseas since the series wasn't really a thing until the mid 90s ish in North America.

Anyway, the game mechanics is pretty interesting; I haven't come across anything else like it. Basically, everything that you do—whether it be moving on the overworld map or fighting enemies—is controlled by cards.

screenshot of the game. Very 8-bit. A "chibi" version of some dragon ball characters on an overworld map that is reminiscent of old JRPGs

On the overworld, you can move your character according to the number of stars you have on your dragon ball on the top left corner of your card. Whenever you select a card, the card flips over to reveal a character which gives you special effects. The icons on the bottom right of the card represents the type of effect you can get. The boot means you might be able to get a special effect related to movement on the overworld map, the heart might let you heal, and the dumbbell might prompt events that give you XP.

The screen is split in three sections. The top shows the Dragon Ball protagonists (from left to right: Goku, Piccolo, and Gohan) with their levels, HP, and KI stats. The middle section shows the enemies they're fighting. The bottom is the menu where I pick the cards for fighting.

When you battle, you have to look at the balls, the "suits," and the event icons of the cards. The dumbbell and boots don't do anything useful in battle, but the heart icon might let you heal and the fist icon gives you an attack-related event. If you match the "suit" with the Z Fighter's fighting style (e.g. Goku is 神 (god), 亀 (turtle; Master Roshi) and 界 (King Kai), you can do an energy attack. If you don't match it, it's just a normal melee attack. The number on the balls show how strong the attack will be.

Once you pick a card for each of your characters, they go at it automatically.

The pixel art is really cool and watching the fight is actually fun, but the game is waaaay too easy. I was playing it in a stream tonight and basically had to cut my stream short because the game just ended so abruptly!

This was yet another game my grandma got for me before I left Okinawa for Canada. I'm super happy I got to beat after all these years!

Edit to add more screeenshots

pixel art of game. Goku is standing in a fighting pose essentially the same image as above, but there's a blue, fiery aura around him and now, he's turned frikkin' Super Saiyan with his blond hair and everything

How freaking cool is that??

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submitted 3 weeks ago by k0e3@lemmy.ca to c/kdenlive@lemmy.zip

Hi everyone, I'm new to KDENLIVE and was wondering if I could get some help. The community sidebar says to ask questions, so I hope I'm not breaking any rules or etiquette.

Thank you very much in advance!

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by k0e3@lemmy.ca to c/retrogaming@lemmy.world

I've been playing old Famicom games lately and I thought I'd share this one.

In kerunagūru, you are a martial artist whose ancestors were great fighters and you go off on a quest to become a great warrior to live up to your family's name.

Theres an overworld you have to explore to defeat 8 or so "champions." Along the way, you have to look for power ups and learn special techniques from temples and hermits (not technically necessary but is required for the "true ending," and it's also brutally hard without the upgrades).

overworld of kerunagūru, it's a classic 8bit map that looks like Dragonquest

The fighting is intersting. All you have to do is move left and right, punch, crouch, and jump. All the different techniques will be chosen automatically depending on your position (as in whether you're just standin, crouching, or jumping) and the distance between you and the opponent.

I beat the game but it would have been IMPOSSIBLE without a guide because the clues for the upgrades, if there even is any, are super cryptic. Even though I felt like I was just following a tutorial, the fourth wall breaking jokes and references, as well as the fight system made the whole experience really fun.

Also, it's been my lifelong goal to beat this game.

I immigrated to Canada when I was a kid, and one of the few toys I got to bring with me was my Famicom. Before we left, my grandma bought me a few games so I can play it after I moved, but for whatever reason, my Famicom never worked overseas. We used a transformer and everything so I don't think we fried the circuit or anything. I was super bummed.

Now I'm 42, live in Japan again, and have some money to spare, so I bought myself a Retrofreak and this game to do my grandma proud!

Btw, I nearly went into a ragefit when I found out this obscure ass game was one of the few games that were NOT compatible with the Retrofreak. I had to basically jailbreak the thing to get it to work properly.

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submitted 1 month ago by k0e3@lemmy.ca to c/loops@lemmy.world

It looks like the latest version is 1.0.2.4 on the Play store (congrats on releasing it there btw), but how do I stay up-to-date if I refuse to use Google's service?

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by k0e3@lemmy.ca to c/translators@lemmy.ca

I get the joke this time. It's that the child is asking for more allowance and the parent is asking them to try harder in school.

The kid promises and the parent says something like, "ok I'll give you 25¢ a day instead of 2€ a week!" Right?

I was wondering if someone could clarify a few things though.

Is "krieg" here "kriegen?" I see in the Cambridge dictionary that it's a colloquial form of "give." It's kinda neat that you'd say "gimme" instead of "can I have".

How "bad," is "Niete?" It says in the dictionary that it means someone/something that is a loser or a complete failure, but that sounds a bit harsh coming from a parent. Is it a little light-hearted like "dummy," harher like "dumbass," or even worse?

Thanks!

I'd also like to remind anyone reading this that if you need help with Japanese, I'm always here to help!

Edit to add: Thanks so much for the explanation! I won't be calling anyone Niete to be safe.

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[fr > en] zozos (mastodon.top)
submitted 2 months ago by k0e3@lemmy.ca to c/translators@lemmy.ca

What is the English equivalent of "zozos" in the context of this toot? It sounds kinda cute/childish so I'm thinking bozos or dummies.

Thanks!

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submitted 2 months ago by k0e3@lemmy.ca to c/translators@lemmy.ca

I feel like a dummy for not knowing this as a Canadian, but is there a difference between the two? I've actually never heard of québéquien/nne before.

Also, in the picture, there is this caption: vieux fumet "sueur d'avion". Does that mean he reeks of airplane smells?

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submitted 2 months ago by k0e3@lemmy.ca to c/AskCanada@lemmy.ca

In Japan, sticker trading is all the rage amongst kids. Is this a localised trend, or are kids overseas taking part in this phenomenon too? I used to sorta do it back in the 90s in Canada but it wasn't really about trading, and I don't think any of my friends did it. Anyone with kids know?

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by k0e3@lemmy.ca to c/translators@lemmy.ca

I think this means "I'm not alone," but can't figure out why the "ja" is there. Would it not make sense if it said "Ich bin nicht allein"?

Update: Thanks to everyone who responded! I guess it's a way to emphasize your point.

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submitted 4 months ago by k0e3@lemmy.ca to c/lemmy_ca_support@lemmy.ca

All the icons got all big and wonky. I even had trouble making this post.

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submitted 5 months ago by k0e3@lemmy.ca to c/AskCanada@lemmy.ca

I moved to Japan about 16 years ago and my family who is visiting me showed me the new King Charles loonie. When I put it in hand, it felt much thinner than what I remember. Is this because it IS actually thinner or am I just too used to Japanese coins?

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