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[-] seven_phone@lemmy.world 113 points 6 days ago

You use taxonomy to remind you to ask Kevin over?

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 20 points 5 days ago

"Domain, Kingdom, Phy- oh no! Kevin is right there! OK, I should ask before I forget."

[-] Toldry@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Ah, the new Lemmy flipperoo

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[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago

due to the 'Dont Say Gay' bill my biology teacher said it was "great sex" instead of "gay sex".

literally 1984

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Great (gay) sex

[-] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 64 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

My friend came up with almost the exact same thing during high school. The only difference is that the DK stood for "Donkey Kong".

Can't say it wasn't memorable!

[-] MumboJumbo@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

I've also said Donkey Kong for years!

[-] rat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 days ago

Wow, my bf's name is Kenny and we love having gay sex, so this is perfect for me!

[-] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Is he a ratfucker

[-] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago

There's a particularly horrible one people used to use to remember resistor color codes-

"Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly."

Black, brown, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, violet, gray, white

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

Boomer Bigots Rely On Yellow-bellied Garbage By Vulgarizing General Wisdom

[-] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 18 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Having worked with a bunch of Boomer and older Gen X EEs, it is a fucking misogynistic boys club of white ass old men with undiagnosed autism. I have never heard so many racist and sexist jokes in the workplace (except when I worked in VC, and those guys were JUST sexist).

So this surprises me not at all (in fact, I think I've heard it before, but as "Black Boys * * *").

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[-] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 5 days ago

Black, brown, then the fucking colors of the rainbow in order, gray, white.

If you need a mnemonic to memorize that, you're gonna have some trouble actually building out your lookup table in your head of immediately knowing that red=2, yellow=4, etc.

[-] lemmyingly@lemm.ee 6 points 5 days ago

I've never clocked on that the colors are in the order of the rainbow. Mind blown that it's taken your comment to highlight this for me.

I also like that the colors surrounding are shades of lightness... cough cough let's ignore the brown.

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[-] HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 days ago

To add to this, my dad told me that "Get Some Now" was sometimes tacked on to indicate tolerance levels. Gold (5%), Silver (10%), Nothing (0%).

[-] WhatThaFudge@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 5 days ago

Why didn't you make it "great" sex?

Great Community reference btw

[-] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago

It's pride month

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[-] BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago

When I was in 9th grade our geography teacher put us in groups and assigned each of us a group of countries to memorize. We were given the task of creating a mnemonic to help us memorize. We got central America.

Panama, Costa arica, Nicaragua Honduras, El Salvador, Guatemala, Belize, Mexico.

Please Call Nick He Sucks Good Butt Man.

It has been over 30 years and I've still never called Nick, but I'll never forget central America.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 3 days ago

We had to memorise South East Asia and its capitals. You had it easy. Look up the capital of Brunei.

We weren't advised to use mnemonics

[-] Dragonborn3810@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

My GCSE bio class taught something along the lines of "Dear kinky prostitutes, come over for great sex"

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

Interesting. Kevin showed up either way.

The man loves his work. You gotta admire it.

From 20 feet away with a full NBC suit and some plastic sheeting, but you gotta.

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[-] SoupBrick@pawb.social 32 points 6 days ago
[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

so it was for Kevin

[-] scbasteve7@lemm.ee 26 points 6 days ago

Why wouldn't you use Karen...?

[-] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 45 points 6 days ago
[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago
[-] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago

Well now I can't remember anything!

[-] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 15 points 5 days ago

You can’t teach kids mnemonics about straight sex anymore, because of woke.

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[-] oftheair 2 points 4 days ago

Karen can have gay sex too, if she wants.

[-] Kratzkopf@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 6 days ago

Well, Kevin makes more sense to have gay sex with than Karen. At least if you are male.

[-] thoughtfuldragon 31 points 5 days ago

This is why we need more women in STEM.

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[-] chellomere@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

I think Karen is just as capable as Kevin of having gay sex.

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[-] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

I'm starting to think no one here knows this is from a TV show...

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[-] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 21 points 5 days ago

I remember telling my bio-chem mom about ‘King Phillip Came Over For Great Spaghetti’ in middle school. Didn’t realize why she chuckled until later.

[-] mondomon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago
[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 13 points 5 days ago

Remember Send Vedding Present.

[-] oftheair 2 points 4 days ago

Rescind Sickening Vogon Poetry

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[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

I can never remember that. Thanks!

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[-] oftheair 2 points 4 days ago

Reminds us of how one of our teachers taught us SOHCAHTOA:

Sex On Hard Concrete Always Harms The Orgasmic Areas.

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