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[-] seven_phone@lemmy.world 113 points 1 month ago

You use taxonomy to remind you to ask Kevin over?

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 20 points 1 month ago

"Domain, Kingdom, Phy- oh no! Kevin is right there! OK, I should ask before I forget."

[-] Toldry@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Ah, the new Lemmy flipperoo

[-] poplargrove@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Hold my Kevin (gives him a smooch), I'm going in!

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[-] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 64 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My friend came up with almost the exact same thing during high school. The only difference is that the DK stood for "Donkey Kong".

Can't say it wasn't memorable!

[-] MumboJumbo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I've also said Donkey Kong for years!

[-] SoupBrick@pawb.social 32 points 1 month ago
[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

so it was for Kevin

[-] BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

When I was in 9th grade our geography teacher put us in groups and assigned each of us a group of countries to memorize. We were given the task of creating a mnemonic to help us memorize. We got central America.

Panama, Costa arica, Nicaragua Honduras, El Salvador, Guatemala, Belize, Mexico.

Please Call Nick He Sucks Good Butt Man.

It has been over 30 years and I've still never called Nick, but I'll never forget central America.

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[-] scbasteve7@lemm.ee 26 points 1 month ago

Why wouldn't you use Karen...?

[-] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago
[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago
[-] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

Well now I can't remember anything!

[-] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago

You can’t teach kids mnemonics about straight sex anymore, because of woke.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I thought this was sincere for a second. Totally got past my sarcasm filter.

"Who's looking out for wealthy, white, Anglo-Saxon, evangelical, cisgendered, heterosexual men?!"

"Uh, the government?"

"Well, yeah. I meant aside from that."

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[-] Kratzkopf@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 month ago

Well, Kevin makes more sense to have gay sex with than Karen. At least if you are male.

[-] thoughtfuldragon 31 points 1 month ago

This is why we need more women in STEM.

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[-] chellomere@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I think Karen is just as capable as Kevin of having gay sex.

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[-] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I'm starting to think no one here knows this is from a TV show...

[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

Kevin likes to be used

[-] WhatThaFudge@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 1 month ago

Why didn't you make it "great" sex?

Great Community reference btw

[-] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

It's pride month

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[-] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago

I remember telling my bio-chem mom about ‘King Phillip Came Over For Great Spaghetti’ in middle school. Didn’t realize why she chuckled until later.

[-] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

There's a particularly horrible one people used to use to remember resistor color codes-

"Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly."

Black, brown, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, violet, gray, white

[-] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Having worked with a bunch of Boomer and older Gen X EEs, it is a fucking misogynistic boys club of white ass old men with undiagnosed autism. I have never heard so many racist and sexist jokes in the workplace (except when I worked in VC, and those guys were JUST sexist).

So this surprises me not at all (in fact, I think I've heard it before, but as "Black Boys * * *").

[-] foo@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

It's actually worse still. When I first heard it, the second B wasn't "boys". I'm Gen X and it was disgusting to hear even back then. Please don't lump us in with the boomers. A lot changed in a few short years.

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[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Boomer Bigots Rely On Yellow-bellied Garbage By Vulgarizing General Wisdom

[-] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago

Black, brown, then the fucking colors of the rainbow in order, gray, white.

If you need a mnemonic to memorize that, you're gonna have some trouble actually building out your lookup table in your head of immediately knowing that red=2, yellow=4, etc.

[-] lemmyingly@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

I've never clocked on that the colors are in the order of the rainbow. Mind blown that it's taken your comment to highlight this for me.

I also like that the colors surrounding are shades of lightness... cough cough let's ignore the brown.

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[-] HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

To add to this, my dad told me that "Get Some Now" was sometimes tacked on to indicate tolerance levels. Gold (5%), Silver (10%), Nothing (0%).

[-] rat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago

Wow, my bf's name is Kenny and we love having gay sex, so this is perfect for me!

[-] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Is he a ratfucker

[-] Dragonborn3810@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

My GCSE bio class taught something along the lines of "Dear kinky prostitutes, come over for great sex"

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Interesting. Kevin showed up either way.

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[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

Remember Send Vedding Present.

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[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I can never remember that. Thanks!

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[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

due to the 'Dont Say Gay' bill my biology teacher said it was "great sex" instead of "gay sex".

literally 1984

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[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago

Anybody got a sexy mnemonic that includes subphylum, subclass, superorder, suborder, etc? Or, more to the point, what taxonomic system gets us to the orgy the fastest?

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

Didn't know Kevin was such a sub...

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[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Literally taught my son about Prince Philip a few hours ago. And learned domains is a thing now. Wish I could show him this for the serendipity but def no lol

[-] TheTurner@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago
[-] Wilco@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

I hate that I have learned this factoid.

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