Крупнейший в мире подземный гей-бункер для анальных утех.
When we met for that first time (to fuck, obvi), I joked that he could be an axe murderer. He said “well, I am, but I generally wait 40 years before killing my victim.”
This ended up being our joke. He is just biding his time to kill me. Should happen when we are in our late 70s or so.
Our 10-year anniversary is this Thursday 🥰
Bread making is part of their curriculum. Also candy and chocolate. It includes a lot of stuff that one wouldn’t think of as “pastry.”
My son is in school to become a pastry chef, so that’s one option. Why arm-sized though? No clue.
Used to be a swinger. This is very accurate and ultimately why we stopped.
And if you do confuse them…
“Yeah, I’m into fitness. Fitness whole dick in my mouth.”
True story, my husband of 10 years and I met on Craigslist Casual Encounters.
I’ve heard Feeld is where it’s at.



I grew up in Moscow in the 80s, I think they tried fluoride in the water, but it wasn’t nearly enough to make a difference.
As a child, my teeth were atrocious. Constant cavities despite brushing and not eating a ton of sweets and never even trying soda.
After I moved here at 18, my teeth got significantly better. I’m glad there is fluoride in the water!