"Ketamine: Negative" lol.

Does this mean that Musk's address is stored on Fastest Lab's servers?

These drug tests are as legit as those solar roof panels he was showing

Drugs deserve better than to be associated with elon. I won't let him ruin ketamine for the children.

There is an addendum:

Creatine: normal

weak baby, gotta get GAINS

always great to see urine test results from a troglodyte who probably cannot physically even urinate properly

If he has not enough computer skills to fake such a document, he probably has someone who can. Just like has people playing games for him.

Oh great, a screenshot posted by the guy known to pay people to pretend to be him being good at games, who has spent the last few years— damn I mean the last few months, trying to see whether he can set the bar higher for destroying net worth or the lives of uncountable people all over the world.

How can he expect us to believe this when his blood isn't even on the blockchain?

Can we overlook the potential fact that he's not on drugs and focus on him admitting that he acts the way he acts WITHOUT drugs as an excuse?

Grok, how long does it take for all the drugs in this report to clear your system?

Where do you think he got the pee?

hes on drugs that arnt detected by a tests, he means.

Like when Fox News got their hands on 40,000 hours of January 6 footage, and edited a 2 minute montage of people being not committing mayhem, and then used that carefully edited clip to claim the allegations of violence were liberal lies.

Until i personally test his hair for ketamine I'm not going to be convinced. I used to know a lot of crusties. I know what it looks like when someone's in a k hole.

Piss test catches ket for a week. A hair test catches it for a year. Something to think on.

Half of those literally only show up if you're on them when you get the test lol

He must really think we are all as dumb as he is.

Lmao, reminds me of this Chinese phrase "此地無銀三百兩" (There are no 300 taels of silver buried here)

It is said to come from a story about a man named Zhang San (張三). According to the story, he buried 300 taels of silver in the ground with the banner “There are no 300 taels of silver (buried) here” so that no one would steal them. But his neighbor Wang Er (王二) saw through the lie and dug up the money, leaving the banner “Your neighbour Wang Er did not steal (the silver)”.

... People constantly say he's on drugs. This is such a dumb post lol

Also yes he's on drugs that report is clearly bs

I really don't care, but if we're playing this game, could we get a hair test?

They test for "ecstacy", the street name, not "MDMA" the official name? Where did he get these test results from, his dealer?

Opiates are tested, and oxycodone? But oxycodone is an opiate. Is this list created by chatgpt?

It says it was a urine sample. As if the richest man in the world cannot get a clean urine sample from someone. It's probably from the only kid he gives attention (to block snipers when he's out in the open). That's probably why the kid punched him in the face. Because daddy wanted to touch his pipi.

It'd be better if it showed positive. At least there might be a reason for him being such a shitty person, now there isn't...he's just a shitty person with no excuse.

It's obviously impossible that could be faked. I mean an image of a text document? There's no way!

Mere emojis are insufficient to convey how much I'm rolling my eyes.