This has actually happened many times in history and recently. So this image might be real.
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The priest is blessing hunting rifles at the beginning of the season so that they will provide food and not harm people.
But humans can be food, and less people means more food for the rest of us, which overall doesn't harm people...
grabs rifle
I know you’re joking, but humans eating humans is how you get kuru disease. The only safe way to eat a person is to process them into Soylent Green first.
If you don't eat the brain you'll have a much much lower risk (your link suggests about 9x less likely), and if the person you eat wasn't a cannibal then your risk is lower still.
Also worth mentioning that Kuru is a specific disease for natives in Papua new guinea , and it only existed for about 100years and was going away on it's own when the cannibalistic practice was outlawed.
I think the health risks of cannibalism is very exaggerated.
(this is not an endorsement of cannibalism)
I'm just gonna ignore your last sentence
Thanks for the cannibalism tips.
Kuru is just one form of prion disease that was found in one group of people. And from what I remember, it has never been found elsewhere, as it most likely developed as a sub-type of Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease(another prion disease)
The Donner Party says hello between bites
Thanks. :)
God: "Ok, fine I guess. You guys are no fun."
Unless those people are heathens, of course...
Don't be silly. Heathens aren't people. \s
I've seen this image pre AI, could still be photoshopped, but not necessarily
It could also just be good old fashioned acting...
There is no hand grenade in the picture, I call bullshit
Do they deal holy damage now?
+10 holy damage
+3 critical hit chance
+2 accuracy
-5 damage against atheists
How much damage can a human take though?
Based on these stats, going to guess 10-15HP, tops.
Cops once shot an innocent bystander more than 100 times and he didn't die
Bad news on the religious beliefs of deer.....
Yeah I think many humans worship the deer religion. I hear people say "Deer God..." when they pray.
Meaning, they still hurt?
By the grace of the Omnissiah
Blessed is the round, and blessed is the cartridge for it holds the round and all of its fury
Blessed is the magazine for receiving the round and holding it close.
Blessed is the barrel, for providing direction and guidance to the round
And most of all, blessed is Kurt Cobain for giving the round purpose, and for receiving all of its love within his body 😌
Yes I know, it was a shotty.
This is my rifle
This is my nun
This is for shooting
This is for fun
Apparently the way to make suicide jokes still funny in 2025 is to have had it happen in the 90s and for the person to be famous and queer?
what does him being queer have to do with it?
Also people are now making jokes about 9/11. Tragedy turns into comedy after 20 years.
Cobain was queer? Neat...
Definitely queer, impossible to say for certain if they were trans because they never had a chance to figure that out but based on a lot of things they said and did it seems likely.
Were they not supposed to be funny normally?
Are we not all on the brink?
Huh?
Wat
Cobain was just the first person I thought of that'd make it clear it was satire, and I didn't wanna spend all night working on a stupid joke
I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my eye...
Honestly unsure if this is fake, thanks 2025!
Baptizing converts in Jack Danials and performing exorcisms using the US constitution, let's f***ing go
farting? ...no it's fishing isn't it.
fisting
We have an American Pope. But it not being Micheal Ian Black is a wound my younger self may never recover from.
The Vatican is such a huge scandalous and r@py real estate conglomerate. It's crazy that in 2025 hardly anyone is pointing it out. Goes to show theres still lots of preconceived notions that needs to be addressed
It’s crazy that in 2025 hardly anyone is pointing it out.
Are you living under a rock?
Considering the down votes on comments criticizing the vat, yes. Hardly anyone mentions that the vat is a realty corporation.
My mom is Catholic and called him another diddler lol.
Are there any other tables he blessed besides just bolt actions? Disappointing.
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