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[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 324 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This is standard procedure for him. Something gives him an idea, he assumes that it is pure genius and he immediately runs with it without even thinking it through or at least educating himself on the subject first to see if it is actually a good idea or not.

This is him just moments before he famously suggested on a national press conference that shining UV light or injecting disinfectant into people's bodies could be a treatment to COVID:

[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 63 points 3 months ago

If it was just him, it wouldn't be that bad. Kinda like Bush Jr. The problem is that he surrounds himself with yes-men. I'm sure you've seen meetings with him and his orbit. He says something, stupid as hell, and his cult claps, stands, cheers and/or laughs like it's worthy of a Nobel. It's seriously deranged behavior. It's a cult. Except he's just grandpa sundowner everyone agrees with to get in his good graces, or a child spouting nonsense while the parents just go "that's nice dear" absent-mindedly. He's so easy to fluff.

[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 months ago

This is standard procedure for him. Something gives him an idea

so donvict watches public television. huh. the very same public television he wants to cut funding to...

and for entertainment purposes, not just to find 'biased' news reports to whine about in an overnight all-caps twitter tantrum.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

He probably just didn't know how to change the channel back to Newsmax.

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[-] oppy1984@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago

Like a spoiled 4 year old in so many ways...

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[-] Hikuro93@lemmy.world 143 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

So... You take a prison which:

  • Generates $60M yearly from being currently a museum;
  • Needs serious rebuilding and modernization to even function at all;
  • Needs a way to be supplied with safe water, plus constant deliveries of all other necessities, likely by boat.

And you get:

  • A prison which generates little to no revenue, while needing funds to be kept functioning.
  • Only has its name and somber history going in its favor, because "prisoners should be afraid of the historic haunted prison".

Yes. Brilliant idea, truly a Trump deal in all its glory, as we get to see how the casino-bankrupter's mind works. Hopefully by the time the prison is ready Trump and his cronies get to be the first "tenants". And whoever comes next declares the prison closed again and leaves them rotting there.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

I bet he plans on charging rent to the prisoners at California rates or some bullshit

[-] mriswith@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

Yes...?

It was literally NEVER about the money being spent by the government. Anyone who actually believed that is by dictionary definition, dumb.

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[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Somebody needs to just wave something shiny in front of him to distract him from this stupid idea.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

Next up on truth social:

ONE OF MY SUBORDINATES JINGLED HIS KEYS IN FRONT OF ME FOR HOURS. I HAVE NEVER HAD THIS MUCH ENJOYMENT IN MY LIFE.

MAKE JINGLING KEYS GREAT AGAIN!

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[-] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 132 points 3 months ago

He wasn't watching PBS... so someone else told him to do it after watching it. Probably same person trying to find more reasons to defund PBS.

[-] huppakee@lemm.ee 37 points 3 months ago

Ikr, him watching pbs would be a good onion though

[-] 60d@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago

Lmfao whatta coincidence!

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

It's like a billion dollar rebuild and a multi million dollar yearly budget, why the fuck would we ever open this shithole ever again.

It lasted like 30 years specifically because sadly corroded the ever loving fuck out of everything and last I heard salt water isn't any less salty then 1969.

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[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 49 points 3 months ago

Stop letting this man watch television.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 months ago

Let him watch all the television he wants. Stop letting him interact with people and things.

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[-] Stern@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

"Old man yells at cloud" isn't the issue, "Old man can order airstrike on cloud" is.

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[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 44 points 3 months ago

He really is a profoundly stupid man. Everyone who supports him should be ashamed of themselves.

[-] griD@feddit.org 40 points 3 months ago

PBS should air Star Trek 24/7 then. The TNG/DS9/VOY preferably.

[-] SippyCup@feddit.nl 15 points 3 months ago

😬 pretty easy to side with the Cardassians for someone like Trump...

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[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago

There's just no way he watches PBS documentaries

[-] yata@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago

It's a Clint Eastwood movie, not a documentary.

[-] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Not a documentary.

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[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago

Has he been there? Like it's fuckin old. And small. Like really small. I don't know if he can legally do that either. Since it's a state park.

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[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 28 points 3 months ago

And yet Americans elected this man for a second term, by popular vote this time. He's not the only genius there.

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

by popular vote

Every accusation is a projection.

2020 election denial is now a high school standard in Oklahoma btw.

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[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

Consider how stupid Donald Trump is, then consider how stupid one would have to be to vote for him, then consider that those people are all around you, all the time.

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[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 27 points 3 months ago

Alcatraz was a ridiculously expensive prison. That is why it closed down. Meanwhile as a museum it is actually generating millions of dollars every year in revenue.

[-] cupcakezealot 24 points 3 months ago

watches a movie about the most famous prison escape ever

thinks it would be good to open said prison

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[-] CircaV@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 months ago
[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 9 points 3 months ago

Spiced up with malignant narcissism.

[-] Ulrich_the_Old@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 months ago

The last thing that America needs is another jail. They have more jails and inmates than any other country on the planet. Also it would cost much more to refurbish Alcatraz than it would to build a new jail. The orange rapist is an idiot.

[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

The good thing about this is that everyone who saw the rock movie knows the timing for the boiler room doors so they can easily escape

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

He watches PBS?

[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

He better not be watching PBS. Not only did he not donate, like viewers like me, he is cutting their federal funding!

[-] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago

The same PBS he wants to cut ahahaha

[-] PNW_Doug@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

That man has dementia.

[-] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 14 points 3 months ago

When we were a more serious Nation, in times past, we did not hesitate to lock up the most dangerous criminals

I don't know, SOAD radicalized me when I was a teenager and I would say that this is bullshit from a criminological point of view.

[-] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago

I was close! I figured he'd just watched The Rock.

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 13 points 3 months ago

We all know that he doesn't watch PBS. Too educational.

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[-] randamumaki 12 points 3 months ago

This man has no brain. There's a deranged parrot in there...

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[-] Binky@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 months ago

Dementia Donnie should not be running this country.

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[-] Showroom7561@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago

Is he reopening Jurassic Park? 🤭

[-] Astrophage@lemy.lol 9 points 3 months ago

I bet we can tie a lot of his actions to the boob tube schedule

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[-] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 months ago

Wasn't that place at least as famous for successful escapes as it was for being a tough and scary place of punishment? If you're whole bag is turning back the clock to a time you thought was tougher, more punitive and therefore somehow more effective at deterrence and your decisions are more cultural than rational; shouldn't you pick somewhere not famous specifically for failing at it's entire purpose of existence?

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