Archer was not the captain of the NCC-1701. They commanded the NX-01, a completely different ship.
No, that is not the same thing. The Kelvin Timeline exist due to Spock trying to prevent the destruction of Romulus from the nearby sun going supernova. The Temporal Cold War is different factions of the galaxy at war, messing with history.
The Temporal Cold War is from ENT.
$250,000 (the amount in the banana stand)
Temporal Cold War
That was last year. Check your calendar.
My mom bought a BMW from her cousin that had an odd fuel line. Nothing was technically wrong but you could smell the fuel when the engine was on. Eventually she gave it back.
That bevage looks suspiciously non-vegan.
I don’t know what that is.
Rufus would probably tell you there is no such thing as Rufus.
Being Asian, I did a silly Harry Kim costume at STLV this year that I called EHK. Got my hair styled just like Garrett from “Unamatrix Zero, Part 1”. Garrett says on the podcast that was the best his hair ever looked in the series. He was amused when I told him this.
Garrett also loved my EHK; asked for a photo of me and a video explaining it. So all I did was dress up in the early 2370s uniform, wear an ensign pip and slap a mobile emitter (Fansets released a new mobile emitter at STLV which was super popular). Emergency Harry Kim: activate when you need an ensign to disappoint. Ironically the Starfleet Academy trailer had been released two weeks earlier.

I see what you did there.
If you live in California, please get your mail-in-ballot sent well before Election Day, November 4. The changes in USPS policies which are affecting how long mail takes to be delivered are affecting this election. The State Attorney General and I believe the State Registrar urge voters to do this early. They no longer can guarantee that USPS will give it a post mark for Election Day, thus possibly invalidating your ballot.
EDIT: The policies in question make a combination of where you live and what day you send out mail, affect the amount of time it will take for delivery.