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Trump announced Alcatraz reopening hours after ‘Escape from Alcatraz’ aired on PBS (www.independent.co.uk)

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[-] Hikuro93@lemmy.world 128 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

So... You take a prison which:

Generates $60M yearly from being currently a museum;
Needs serious rebuilding and modernization to even function at all;
Needs a way to be supplied with safe water, plus constant deliveries of all other necessities, likely by boat.

And you get:

A prison which generates little to no revenue, while needing funds to be kept functioning.
Only has its name and somber history going in its favor, because "prisoners should be afraid of the historic haunted prison".

Yes. Brilliant idea, truly a Trump deal in all its glory, as we get to see how the casino-bankrupter's mind works. Hopefully by the time the prison is ready Trump and his cronies get to be the first "tenants". And whoever comes next declares the prison closed again and leaves them rotting there.

[-] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Nobody in the trump regime is ever going to prison because you wont elect me president..I, the only candidate who would actually guillotine traitors, imprison their cucks, and take all the wealth from criminally active billionaires and their labbyists, and cap wealth accumulation.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

I bet he plans on charging rent to the prisoners at California rates or some bullshit

[-] mriswith@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Yes...?

It was literally NEVER about the money being spent by the government. Anyone who actually believed that is by dictionary definition, dumb.

[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Somebody needs to just wave something shiny in front of him to distract him from this stupid idea.

[-] futatorius@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

The Honourable Groom of the Laser Pointer.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Next up on truth social:

ONE OF MY SUBORDINATES JINGLED HIS KEYS IN FRONT OF ME FOR HOURS. I HAVE NEVER HAD THIS MUCH ENJOYMENT IN MY LIFE.

MAKE JINGLING KEYS GREAT AGAIN!

[-] aeternum 2 points 1 hour ago

MJKGA!

[-] Tja@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

An put a tariff on movies so he doesn't do it again! Oh, wait...

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