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[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 240 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Holy shit this dark humor got me good

[-] slevinkelevra@sh.itjust.works 87 points 10 months ago

Humor is sometimes the only remaining coping mechanism. Reminds me of a post I saw a few days ago of someone saying they won therapy when the therapist needed a pause to take in their horrific story of a life.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 26 points 10 months ago

That therapist's therapist had better brace themself.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 103 points 10 months ago
[-] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 81 points 10 months ago

Lemmy surprised me with this comment section. I would not have guessed the amount of religious chestnuts is so high on here

[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago

Every wave of redditor carves out more space for it.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago
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[-] Altrex@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

This was the top comment for me, and I thought it wasn't going to be too bad.

Wow there are some hot takes down there.

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[-] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 73 points 10 months ago

Dark, but funny.

[-] Interstellar_1 31 points 10 months ago
[-] fatalicus@lemmy.world 116 points 10 months ago

She keeps getting pregnant and having abortions.

[-] million@lemmy.world 139 points 10 months ago
[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 53 points 10 months ago

That wouldn't be her "sending it back"

[-] slevinkelevra@sh.itjust.works 62 points 10 months ago

Except if she means that her body is sending them back. Then the post makes a lot more sense, her blaming god for miscarriages.

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[-] papertowels@mander.xyz 21 points 10 months ago

To those who are having the miscarriage, it definitely can seem like it is.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

Product recall

[-] suite403@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

It easily could. Religious funerals often say stuff like "were giving them back to you."

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago

Or a Texas school teacher...

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 10 months ago

She keeps getting a Texas school teacher and having abortions?

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[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago
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[-] Im_old@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago

But hey, she's vegan! No killing animals, but babies are fair game!

I'm pro-choice but if you do it recreationally you're a shit person in my book.

[-] ReiRose@lemmy.world 83 points 10 months ago

Recreational abortions dont exist. There may be people with multiple abortions, but its not a situation women put themselves in. It's not a fun day no matter the procedure.

Consider mental health, rape, stupidity, not everyone is you with your thought process. You may actually be above average intelligence, and if you are consider how scary that is. How many people don't have the cause and effect reasoning you do. We can't judge people with abortions if we can't judge people with credit card debt.

[-] spooky2092 56 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"Recreational abortions" is just forced birther propaganda, and it amazes me how many are gullible enough to think that people would go through such a traumatic and "shameful" experience (because of people who say ignorant shit like this) for recreational purposes.

[-] Helvetica@sh.itjust.works 48 points 10 months ago

You're a shit person in my book, you old fuck.

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[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 26 points 10 months ago

early pregnancies are tiny dots of flesh, smaller than getting a mole removed or picking your nose. There's no need to romanticise disposing of it, it's barely beyond the stage of discarding a used condom.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 months ago

If an animal is living inside your body against your choice, then a vegan would still have it removed.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

You don't deserve downvotes for this. You recognize her choice is hers to make, and that's the important part.

(She probably said it for comedy but someone "having recreational abortions" for real would probably be a shit person.)

[-] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 99 points 10 months ago

Have you EVER talked to ANYBODY who really went for a recreational abortion? This is a myth and repeating this myth under a post that uses a hyperbole to make a joke / bring a point across is plain stupid. That's why the person you answered to got rightfully downvoted.

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[-] SmilingSolaris@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Brap brap pew pew I'm a baby killer. Baby killing makes me horny

[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 months ago

Where is it implied that she does it recreationally? She may have done it multiple times but never for fun.

It could also be argued that she means "miscarriages" if her body is sending the souls of unborn children back to God.

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[-] mrslt@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

That's a wild way to say you are sorely lacking in impulse control and/or sexual education.

[-] El_Scapacabra@lemm.ee 54 points 10 months ago

Or she was trying to get pregnant but miscarrying, which happens a whole damn lot and it's heartbreaking.

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 51 points 10 months ago

Yes, that is exactly the kind of person we must force parenthood onto! Thank you for trying to make society better. God bless.

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[-] amino 36 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

excuse you, but by making use of abortions she's proving the exact opposite, that she does have sex ed. otherwise she'd be too terrified of god smiting her for not being "pro-life"

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Or it’s a jokey joke on the internet. Wait, never mind, I forgot every internet post is 100% serious.

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[-] amino 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

God must've forgotten a baby holodeck on Earth back when she made it

[-] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 10 months ago

Wow how did you summon those people? Were they always here on Lemmy lol?

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