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THE PROPHECY!
I always thought "D.C." meant "District of Columbia." TIL from the combination of your username and post that it means "Dildo, Canada."
Kind of a weird name for the capital of an entirely different country.
I’m so tired of this ‘will-they won’t they’
This is a sign. The second cumming of Christ.
Thats it, you won the comments section.
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I thought my hand gesture was a chef's kiss for such a confluence of events. Not sure what you're on about.
Wtf. This is hilarious. Why are men so insecure?
Probably because telling a man he has a small dick is okay but saying a woman has a loose pussy isn't
I'm not insecure! YOU'RE INSECURE!
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Everything reminds me of him 😞
Two balls! Wait.. what's that? Over there... It looks like a big...
Weiner's and beans! Get yer Weiner's and beans! Holy shit kid! over there, that looks just like a...
Wang! Pay attention!
Sorry teacher, I was distracted by that giant...
Cock your head! Do you see it?!
Oh yeah, it looks like a massive...
Rod, check this out! It looks just like a huge..
Pecker, oh that's not a woodpecker it looks like a huge ...
Johnson! Radio the admiral! This ship's about to be plowed by that enormous-
"COCKLES!!! OYSTERS, CLAMS, AND COCK-- say, am i the only one seeing this..."
Penistone is a small town in South Yorkshire, England.
2023, but good find
My first thought was ".... Again? They need some better contraceptives" but no, it's the same one... A shame, that would open the door for so many jokes.
I am kind of disappointing this is actually from 2023 though! It needs to cum again.
The phallus iceberg always rises again it seems (accounting for shrinkage).
Even mother nature looked at our present timeline and said "Yeah...fuck it....let's see how crazy shit can get."
Finally an article that made me believe I was reading the onion
We're gonna need a bigger M&M's tube....
Okay... 2023? How did I miss this? That can't be real. Is it real? Maybe this really is all a simulation. But, like, it's just a game of Sims, and the player started getting bored... It sure would explain a lot.
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Someone had an interesting "on this day"
What kinda coincidence is this? I feel like someone must've sculpted it.
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Alas, the iceberg lacked staying power: Pretty photographed the 30-foot (9.1 meter) phallic structure on Thursday, April 27. It collapsed the next day.
Hate it when that happens.
Most of my family is from very near there. I remember when this happened, it was quite the event
I mean, who names a bay in Dildo county Conception Bay (or vice versa)? The iceberg is just the tip!
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