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Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada (www.livescience.com)
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[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

THE PROPHECY!

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I always thought "D.C." meant "District of Columbia." TIL from the combination of your username and post that it means "Dildo, Canada."

Kind of a weird name for the capital of an entirely different country.

[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I’m so tired of this ‘will-they won’t they’

[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 74 points 1 day ago

This is a sign. The second cumming of Christ.

[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Thats it, you won the comments section.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago

Everything reminds me of him 😞

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 124 points 2 days ago

🤌

[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 48 points 2 days ago

🤏

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 days ago

I thought my hand gesture was a chef's kiss for such a confluence of events. Not sure what you're on about.

[-] Theatomictruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 days ago
[-] peregrin5@lemm.ee 22 points 2 days ago

Wtf. This is hilarious. Why are men so insecure?

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Probably because telling a man he has a small dick is okay but saying a woman has a loose pussy isn't

[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago

I'm not insecure! YOU'RE INSECURE!

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[-] 2fm@lemmy.world 69 points 2 days ago

Two balls! Wait.. what's that? Over there... It looks like a big...

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago

Weiner's and beans! Get yer Weiner's and beans! Holy shit kid! over there, that looks just like a...

[-] Stamau123@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago

Wang! Pay attention!

Sorry teacher, I was distracted by that giant...

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago

Cock your head! Do you see it?!

Oh yeah, it looks like a massive...

[-] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago

Rod, check this out! It looks just like a huge..

[-] Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Pecker, oh that's not a woodpecker it looks like a huge ...

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Johnson! Radio the admiral! This ship's about to be plowed by that enormous-

[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"COCKLES!!! OYSTERS, CLAMS, AND COCK-- say, am i the only one seeing this..."

[-] libra00@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Penistone is a small town in South Yorkshire, England.

[-] NewSocialWhoDis@lemm.ee 21 points 1 day ago

I am kind of disappointing this is actually from 2023 though! It needs to cum again.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

The phallus iceberg always rises again it seems (accounting for shrinkage).

[-] SoupBrick@pawb.social 96 points 2 days ago

2023, but good find

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 31 points 2 days ago

My first thought was ".... Again? They need some better contraceptives" but no, it's the same one... A shame, that would open the door for so many jokes.

[-] rockSlayer 101 points 2 days ago

The prophecy has been fulfilled

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[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 day ago

Even mother nature looked at our present timeline and said "Yeah...fuck it....let's see how crazy shit can get."

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 29 points 2 days ago

You think that's big, you should see the size of it under the water.

[-] FlightyPenguin@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

Also, this is what it looks like when it's cold.

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[-] FoolishAchilles@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago

Finally an article that made me believe I was reading the onion

[-] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

We're gonna need a bigger M&M's tube....

[-] Initiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago

Okay... 2023? How did I miss this? That can't be real. Is it real? Maybe this really is all a simulation. But, like, it's just a game of Sims, and the player started getting bored... It sure would explain a lot.

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[-] xeekei@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

What kinda coincidence is this? I feel like someone must've sculpted it.

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[-] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 9 points 1 day ago

Someone had an interesting "on this day"

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Alas, the iceberg lacked staying power: Pretty photographed the 30-foot (9.1 meter) phallic structure on Thursday, April 27. It collapsed the next day.

Hate it when that happens.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

If your iceberg lasts more than 3 days, consult a physician

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[-] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

c/BrandNewSentence

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[-] cod@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Most of my family is from very near there. I remember when this happened, it was quite the event

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 7 points 1 day ago

Damn good find.
Jolly damn good find.

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[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I mean, who names a bay in Dildo county Conception Bay (or vice versa)? The iceberg is just the tip!

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