1248
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 48 points 2 days ago
[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 days ago

I thought my hand gesture was a chef's kiss for such a confluence of events. Not sure what you're on about.

[-] Theatomictruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 days ago
[-] peregrin5@lemm.ee 22 points 2 days ago

Wtf. This is hilarious. Why are men so insecure?

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Probably because telling a man he has a small dick is okay but saying a woman has a loose pussy isn't

[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago

I'm not insecure! YOU'RE INSECURE!

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

that radical feminist groups have propagated these hidden messages to humiliate men with small penises

Why would radical feminists target men with small penises? They’re probably already naturally humiliated, right? It’s the big dick men who need to be taken down a notch.

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 4 points 2 days ago

Hah. Until your member gets pinched in the XL jock strap, or the dreaded dip, or the "nope, that's too deep".

[-] huppakee@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

It is Italian, but doesn't mean what you think it means. Wanted to look up a link for the emoji but my European search alternative only showed results for the gesture in general. So here a Wikipedia link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Che_vuoi%3F

Also, in related news, today I learned:

In Malawi, the gesture refers to human testicles (machende) in the Bantu language Chichewa.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

Thanks for the info. Still the other response is quite confusing even with the conspiracy theory.

[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

It's a sideways chefs kiss. Also, something, something, penis size.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

Ah, so you're someone to ignore.

[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

I mean, sure. You do you, friend.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I thought it was finger banging.

[-] huppakee@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

I could agree it is someone holding an invisible cigarette but I have not ever seen someone do a chefs kiss with the two fingers apart or sideways, let alone both.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

Start of the motion. But I see where you're coming from. This seems to be a matter of perception.

this post was submitted on 02 May 2025
1248 points (100.0% liked)

Not The Onion

16102 readers
1456 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS