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[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 227 points 3 months ago

Relevant quote from St. Basil:

"Who is the covetous man? One for whom plenty is not enough. Who is the defrauder? One who takes away what belongs to everyone. And are not you covetous, are you not a defrauder, when you keep for private use what you were given for distribution? When some one strips a man of his clothes we call him a thief. And one who might clothe the naked and does not—should not he be given the same name?

The bread in your hoard belongs to the hungry; the cloak in your wardrobe belongs to the naked; the shoes you let rot belong to the barefoot; the money in your vaults belongs to the destitute. All you might help and do not—to all these you are doing wrong"

[-] pachrist@lemmy.world 73 points 3 months ago

"Then He will also say to those on His left, ‘Depart from Me, accursed ones, into the eternal fire which has been prepared for the devil and his angels; for I was hungry, and you gave Me nothing to eat; I was thirsty, and you gave Me nothing to drink; I was a stranger, and you did not invite Me in; naked, and you did not clothe Me; sick, and in prison, and you did not visit Me.’

Then they themselves also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see You hungry, or thirsty, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not take care of You?’ Then He will answer them, ‘Truly I say to you, to the extent that you did not do it to one of the least of these, you did not do it to Me.’ These will go away into eternal punishment, but the righteous into eternal life.”

I have always loved how simply Jesus spells it out.

As a kid, I always felt it was so implausible that the Jews would kill Jesus. Yes he claims to be God, which is a no-no, but how can a message of peace and love be so divisive? As an adult, I've come to realize that it's divisive to people who are angry and filled with hate, to people who hate peace and love. The Pharisees of 30CE are the exact same as most Christians today. If you walked in to some Trump country Baptist church today and flipped over the collection plates and told everyone there they were going to hell because the want to deport immigrants instead of help them, you'd be shot for sure.

[-] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

you’d be shot for sure

Do you think it's a coincidence that MLK was only shot once he started speaking out against the rich and unifying the lower class (of all races)? I'm not saying there was a conspiracy (though I wouldn't rule it out) or that MLK was the second coming or a prophet, but it's pretty clear he started making the ruling class nervous once he started talking about class war.

[-] EldritchFeminity 37 points 3 months ago

It's always a good time to remind people that MLK's family proved in civil court that the government killed MLK (either through intent or negligence) to enough of a degree that the judge was convinced and awarded them restitution on the charges. And the only reason that the case didn't go to a criminal court was because every judge who read the case refused it.

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 months ago

Hell we have a copy of the letter the FBI sent to Dr. King instructing him to kill himself and save them the trouble.

[-] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 months ago

Whoa, TIL about this.

[-] Enkrod@feddit.org 11 points 3 months ago

There absolutely was a conspiracy! Never forget the FBI murdered Fred Hampton and Mark Clark. Never forget what the FBI did to the Black Panthers and the American Indian Movement.

Everyone needs to know about COINTELPRO

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

I am sending this to all my neo-lib and conservative leaning friends who go to church every day while people are being imprisoned and having their lives and rights taken away.

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[-] raina@sopuli.xyz 89 points 3 months ago

You know, I'm something of a leftist myself.

[-] vaguerant@fedia.io 12 points 3 months ago

You never know when some lunatic will come along with a sadistic choice.

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[-] Toribor@corndog.social 75 points 3 months ago

That's not Jesus, that's Willem Dafriend.

[-] Retrograde@lemmy.world 43 points 3 months ago

You know, I'm something of a saint myself

[-] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 67 points 3 months ago

There are no moral billionaires. Rich men do not enter the Kingdom of Heaven. There are no billionaires in Paradise. In the end, every last one of them burns.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago

Unfortunately they’re doing their best to burn the rest of us in this life.

[-] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago

They instinctively know where they belong, so they spend their entire lives trying to bring Hell to Earth.

[-] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

In the end, every last one of them burns.

If there was a just god, they would all burn. But if there was a just god, they wouldn't get to be billionaires in the first place. Billionaires aren't worried about hell or the afterlife because most of them know deep down that there will be no repercussions for their unethical behavior.

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[-] FrChazzz@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago

Truth.

Also, the predominant image of fire in the Bible is that of purification (not punishment). So the idea is that billionaires (or other such sinners) will not be simply burned away, but will be confronted with what their wealth hoarding has caused. They will have to endure the pain of being rid of their sinfulness in order come out on the other side. So there are no billionaires in Paradise in the sense that every person who is a billionaire in this life will one day be ridden of their wealth in order to enter said Paradise.

This is precisely the image Jesus uses when He speaks of the “eye of the needle.” Tradition holds that this phrase is in reference to a small gate that required a camel (or other pack animal) laden with goods to be unencumbered in order to pass through. The rich must let go of their wealth in order to enter God’s kingdom in the same way because that wealth is like dross to them.

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[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 67 points 3 months ago

I don't know where that candid jesus image is from but it has so much Dicaprio Raising Drink energy that if it hasn't been memed already then it should

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 87 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Pretty sure that is Willem Dafoe from The Last Temptation of Christ.

And yeah, it has Buddy Christ energy.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 68 points 3 months ago

He's something of a messiah, himself.

[-] FrChazzz@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago

Precisely from the scene where the disciples realize that the water has been changed to wine at the wedding. John looks over at Jesus and sees that image. Jesus also gives a wink iirc. As one devoted to our Savior I feel like that shot absolutely captures what Jesus was like when He walked our earth.

[-] PanArab@lemm.ee 61 points 3 months ago

I don't know who Colin Bodayle is, but from the responses he got from his students I think he is located in the US. There is rot in the US culture that's too deep, Trump is just it surfacing. Greed, individualism and selfishness are considered virtues, I noticed it when talking to coworkers there through the years. If Jesus ever went to the US he'd be crucified that is if he wasn't arrested at the border by ICE for being a Palestinian. The US claims to be a Christian nation, yet it is the furthest from it. What good is your religion if it doesn't make you do good? What good is your religion if it doesn't make you overcome your selfishness and greed?

[-] EldritchFeminity 26 points 3 months ago

Also worth noting that the US is not and never has been a "Christian nation." Not only did the Founding Fathers specifically separate church and state for that reason, but they also didn't declare a national religion and enshrined religious freedom as well for that same reason. Plus, half of them were agnostic or atheists. Anybody who says we're a "Christian nation" is just using religion as an excuse for bigotry.

If God truly exists, he more so loves the atheist who questions the world around him than the Christian who blindly follows.

-Thomas Jefferson

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[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 18 points 3 months ago

Yeah, it's the fruit of almost a century of anti-communist propaganda.

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[-] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 60 points 3 months ago

Jesus was a socialist

This is a reminder there is no such thing as a “Christian” just people who pretend to be so they have an excuse to act unchristian like towards anyone they envy.

[-] Grazed@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

I was raised conservative Christian and I lost my faith in university. You're 100% right but I sometimes feel a strong urge to "convert" back but only practice the cool parts. Like I'd one-up christians and quote Jesus' most socialist verses at them. Maybe start a Facebook page about how the NT has been corrupted in this modern day, conspiracy-theorist style, but the hidden message is just Marxism.

I feel like somebody out there has embodied that, and I'd like to give them space to reclaim the word Christian for themself at least.

[-] Doorbook@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

That is how most new branches of religion start. Instead maybe Christianity in its core is not what modern people think it is. The Bible itself is a collection and not a single written source. Think of it as a foss project that got forked early on, then a few people took parts of these forks and sample it into the versions we know today, which then also got forked with every translation.

So if you decide to do what said you should consider checking other religions such as Islam and see what you like there as well.

[-] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 13 points 3 months ago

Oh I hate all religions you don’t wanna get me derailed

They’re all horrible.

I won’t split hairs and decide if one is worse than another.

They’re all anti human, and intolerant of logic.

“But what about my religion?”

Yeah yours too.

Science or magic.

One gives us vaccines cell phones and space ships

The other gives us anti vaccines, and a place for rapists to hide

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[-] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 14 points 3 months ago

no such thing as a “Christian”

Huh?

Another socialist Christian a little more recent than Jesus: you might remember Dr. King. Christianity deserves much more criticism and this is an absolutely correct criticism towards most people who profess to be Christians.

But speaking so absolutely usually means you're wrong. There are plenty of Christians who actually follow Christ and are working to make the world better.

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[-] prole 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This is a reminder there is no such thing as a “Christian” just people who pretend to be so they have an excuse to act unchristian like towards anyone they envy.

I swear they need to change the name of the "No True Scotsman" fallacy to "No True Christian"

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[-] Wilco@lemm.ee 56 points 3 months ago

Jesus is looking friendly, but also like he could totally go crazy and flip a money lenders table. It's hard to tell if he is dafriend or dafoe.

[-] FrChazzz@lemm.ee 39 points 3 months ago

I’m going to say this as a priest ordained in Christ’s One, holy, catholic, and apostolic Church (Episcopal branch): that choice of Jesus image is chef’s kiss

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[-] RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 37 points 3 months ago

Christ's teachings were an inspiration to Marx

[-] henry1917@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago

Real Marxists know Marx didn't morally condemn the rich. He wanted the workers to take hold of the productive forces created under capitalism and organize it under a rational basis.

[-] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 14 points 3 months ago

Yup. The great issue with capitalism, is that it wasn't formally designed to enrich society as a whole. It merely is an upgraded iteration of feudalism. You can give a pig a top hat and monocle, but it is still a pig.

We will need a new Constitution, one built to acknowledge that Economics is power. The framers addressed politics and violence, but overlooked the fundamental impact that money has on society. Floors and ceilings on wealth should be implemented, so that the likes of Musk or Trump cannot exist.

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[-] 4shtonButcher@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 3 months ago

Does anyone have that slide deck? Asking for a friend

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[-] Nunar@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

Oh man! I want that presentation for an Easter dinner I have coming up!

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[-] Tomassci@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 months ago

Capitalism makes us worship capital so we cannot worship God and then blames it on LGBT.

[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Jesus literally REFUSED to be dragged into ideological politics of his time (John 6:10-15)

He even defied those who tried to put him to test and force a political statement come from him against the current political leader, the Caesar, by trying to have him a forced position on taxes (Mark 12:13-17)

All this makes sense, as he himself said about himself and his followers that they are not part of this world (John 15:19)

He LITERALLY made his teaching revolve around god's kingdom, not any human ideology (Matthew 6:9, 10)

I mean FUCK, even Satan himself offered him to be the ruler of the whole FUCKING world and he rejected it flat out (John 14:30)

He did care about people, and alleviated the physical suffering of many, but he made clear his and his followers priority should be preaching and teaching God’s word (Mark 1:32-38)

And why wouldn't he, after all, part of his teachings are that all the world governments and ideologies are to be destroyed. (Revelation 16:14) Every. Single. one.

So anyone using his teachings to attack whoever and linking him to your ideology, calling him a representative of brand of collectivism, should get down from any high horse they think they are, it's not doing you or them any favor and they clearly don't know what they are talking about.

Case in point, people talking about a hell existing in the bible when there is none. That's basically all it takes

[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 months ago

This is a lot of mental gymnastics going on here. Reading John 6:10 and Mark 12:13 as "Jesus wouldn't agree with Marx because Marx is of this world and Jesus is only about heaven" is a hell of a leap.

Your analysis would come off slightly less disingenuous if not for the fact that you're a very active poster in the conservative groups and not once have you raised any objection to the religious right being neck-deep in the running of the country. Seems like "don't co-opt Jesus to push your politics" only applies to leftists in your world.

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This has got to be one of the most disturbing posts I've seen in a while. You're actively warping the Bible and trying to bend it to fit your narrative. You constantly leap to conclusions that are at best farfetched, or downright blasphemous...


John 6:15 Jesus, knowing that they intended to come and make him king by force, withdrew again to a mountain by himself.

This comes in the followup of the feeding of the 5000. The crowd, amazed at his power, looks to Jesus as a national savior - someone who will overthrow the Romans and restore Israel's power. Jesus shows very clearly that he does NOT want to seize worldly power - his mission is to change people's minds and hearts. Literally, his is an ideological mission, the opposite of what you wrote.


Mark 12:17 Then Jesus said to them, “Give back to Caesar what is Caesar’s and to God what is God’s.” And they were amazed at him.

Jesus doesn’t say politics don’t matter. He masterfully draws a line between what are worldly concerns, and divine allegiance. Paying taxes doesn’t threaten your relationship with God, but confusing political loyalty with spiritual devotion can.

It pains me how the core of Jesus' message here is being missed: in Genesis, we are told that humans bear the image of God. What Jesus is saying is that the coin has Caesar’s image - give it to him. But WE bear God’s image - so we should give ourselves to God. The Pharisees and the Herodians understood this, and were amazed, and yet somehow the best we can do nowadays is to completely miss the beauty and the meaning in his message, and instead mistake it for "Jesus doesn't do politics".


John 15:19 “If you belonged to the world, it would love you as its own. As it is, you do not belong to the world, but I have chosen you out of the world. That is why the world hates you.”

Again, you disregard the context and you're try to make it sound like Jesus is arguing that him and his followers are not involved in the affairs of this world, when the very opposite is true. Jesus is speaking to his followers just before his arrest, so he is preparing them to face the persecution and hardships that are to come. They are very much a part of this world, and they want to change it - because of that, they will suffer greatly. What Jesus is telling them is to not compromise their values for the sake of fitting in; to be faithful even when they are criticized or mocked; that they are not without a tribe, but instead they are part of a very different one.


Matthew 6:9, 10 “This, then, is how you should pray: ‘Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name, your kingdom come, your will be done, on earth as it is in heaven.’”

Again you keep pushing your narrative that Jesus is talking about something other than human ideology, when your very quote says the opposite: "[Father's] will be done, on earth as it is in heaven". What this prayer says is we want Jesus' teaching to shape the world, and our lives, right now. This isn't some abstract wishful thinking, this is a pledge that we will work so that God's will be done through us, now, everyday, in the real world.

Please, spend some time reflecting on the context of the words and why they were spoken. If you pull them out of context and mishmash them in the way you want, then sure, they may have come from the Bible, but they're are no longer God's word - they are your own, so don't misattribute them to Jesus.

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[-] Magnus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 months ago

"Watch me backflip onto this this market table to make space for the MAGA hats" - Jesus 'The Donald' Christ.

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