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Enough to barely cover your first ambulance ride.
which you'll eventually need because you'll stop going to the doctor for anything less that being literally seconds away from death.
Will that even be enough in Greenland, unless you live around Nuuk?
This makes a good point - a country like Greenland without strong government and a strong security net would simply become uninhabitable for normal people.
Ohh, a promise from trump, the king of lies who famously never pays anyone.
Get 10k now!!
And all it will cost you is Healthcare, Education, Employee rights and self autonomy!!
What are you waiting for, don't miss out on this one time offer to get 10k!!
They'll either kill them, force them onto reservations or kick them off the island.
And, since Trump is involved, the promised $10k might never get paid.
Trail of Tears 2 Electric Boogaloo
Yeah. As an Aussie, I can't tell you how awesome free/cheap healthcare is
Don't forget Trump also wanted to get rid of generic medicine here in Australia, so it was also cost cheap medicine too
It seems as though they can't understand why anyone wouldn't want to be American, which is kinda nutty.
Yeah, you'd have to pay me a lot more to even consider it, $10000 seems laughably low.
Yeah. Someone else suggested it might cover your first ambulance ride. I'm thinking maybe your first year health insurance?
Edit - it was just a wild guess, but here's a badly formatted table copied from an article in Forbes:
Age of member Average monthly costs
- Age 21 $445
- Age 27 $467
- Age 30 $505
- Age 40 $569
- Age 50 $795
- Age 60 $1,208
So, for my age, my guess was almost exactly right!
Monthly? Dafuq..
You pay that per month, and still get denied healthcare.
It's a racket
Best country in the world they keep telling us.
Best country in the world for billionaires.
How shitty Americans must think the world is.
Land of the fee
Oh, they know this is junk. It's just noise to split focus away from what they're really doing.
Fun fact denmark already sends more money than that so by accepting this deal they not only would they become american but also loose gdp. No matter how you look at it its a lose lose for greenland lol
Just FYI, loose and lose have different meanings. Kinda like desert and dessert.
Yes it was a typo. Sometimes when im tired in the morning or night my spelling gets funky. I have spelt english words in hungarian and hungarian words on english before, i think its because im bilingual.
Kinda like pedant and pendejo.
But then all of the people in Greenland won’t work! Remember when the United States gave us all in the midst of the COVID pandemic and none of us returned to our jobs and now all live on yachts? This would be even worse!
I’m so sick of all his shit.
All other idiocy aside, this number is just so fucking offensive. 10k, really? That's it?
It's 65774 DKK. With 40k/mo salary average in Denmark (so like 25 after taxes),this is a few months worth of money. Ok, maybe salaries are lower because whole Greenland is in the middle of nowhere, but it's also not some war-torn African country - people don't live on five bucks a month
Ok, maybe salaries are lower because whole Greenland is in the middle of nowhere, [...]
Having visited Iceland, the cost of living is higher on islands with limited agriculture and high cost of imports.
Someone in a cross post said: a million dollars would be insulting. Ten k is beyond insulting
We're paying extra for bread to give people in greenland 10k?
😂😂😂😂 oh really, is he asking Musk to.pay cause I know he wont
Bold of you to assume USD is worth anything
That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
In this new era, these crooks will float an idead on the webs, then measure the response with AI fucking crawlers. I should just switch off wifi or something.
He’s reading the intelligence of the people in Greenland. Thankfully they are not dumb
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