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ripe rule (lemmings.world)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by quantenzitrone@lemmings.world to c/onehundredninetysix

While sitting on the Toilet, I had the idea of peeling the one half of the mango to be able to use the other half as a handle. It however unfortunately didn't prevent the the sloppy and juicy mango goodness to get all over my hands and face. So John Oliver is still right.

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[-] match@pawb.social 14 points 1 week ago

you did that sitting on the toilet?

[-] quantenzitrone@lemmings.world 13 points 1 week ago

yeah i realized the way i wrote it sounds like that.

i only had the idea there

[-] SnotFlickerman 8 points 1 week ago

Don't eat where you shit.

[-] Smorty 4 points 1 week ago

woag cool name!!!! :o

hello dear quantenzitrone!!! :o

i didn see u around here at all before... woah

hiii <3

[-] quantenzitrone@lemmings.world 1 points 6 days ago

hiii Smorty :3 thank you

[-] synicalx@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

My grandpa used to tell ugly people (and me) that “You’ve got a head like a half sucked mango” - he was right on the money I think.

[-] qkalligula@my-place.social 2 points 1 week ago

@quantenzitrone

Fun fact, a fresh mango can elevate your 'tree' experience

🍍

[-] quantenzitrone@lemmings.world 2 points 1 week ago
[-] CreatingMachines@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

And adding on to your comment: is that a pineapple emoji? Is the pineapple supposed to be the tree in question? Wait, do pineapples grow on trees? They don't, right?

[-] Linkyu 2 points 1 week ago

They don't, you are not mistaken; they grow on stalks, like corn.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Why eould you even try that?? You peel it in 4 parts and cut the meat from the pit.

[-] quantenzitrone@lemmings.world 4 points 1 week ago
[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I guess you have a point.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ripe bottom,
mango ~~taste~~ text

How dare you put this in my feed! I am allergic to mango!

[-] quantenzitrone@lemmings.world 3 points 1 week ago

im sorry 🙏

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