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[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 56 points 6 days ago

This is just your average D&D party

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

THAT IS A LOT OF HOGS TO CRANK, BROTHER!!!!

HOPE YOU’VE BEEN DOING YOUR WRIST EXERCISES!!!! WOULDN’T WANNA GET THAT CARPET TUNNEL!!!

[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 19 points 6 days ago

Aspiring ecoterrorists and 30-50 feral hogs are a match made in heaven.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 21 points 6 days ago

I'm actually only missing the feral hogs.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Came to comment the same. But I did really connect with a turkey once on LSD

Isn't this what Jesus did?

[-] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 6 days ago

Business tip for real alphas:
Befriend drug dealers. That's how successful people get drugs.

[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 6 days ago

"Yeah yeah, I got you man, but listen to these beats I made first..."

[-] match@pawb.social 15 points 6 days ago

instructions unclear, i'm now friends with several dozen pig therians

[-] SnotFlickerman 14 points 6 days ago

people w personality disorders

People will be my friend??

[-] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

I would be :3

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

I never actively sought this life, but I can definitely advocate for it

[-] KyuubiNoKitsune 11 points 6 days ago

Lesbians and personality disorder?!? I'm about to have tons of new friends!

[-] gon@lemm.ee 12 points 6 days ago

I would never befriend 29 feral hogs! 30-50, on the other hand...

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Because one hog ain't enough, and two's too low, it is I, Thirty-To-Fifty-Hogg!

[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago

The hogs will never betray you. If they do, you were never running with the hogs to begin with.

[-] murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 5 days ago

Speed runners will save us all, if we can only find a way to channel their

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

All good advice except the personality disorder one. That my friend is going to be the one you are going to regret. Be safe out there.

[-] StarlightDust 13 points 6 days ago

What the fuck? This is such an awful and stigmatising thing to say that oversimplifies what personality disorders are.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

What's your solution? Please share

[-] StarlightDust 3 points 5 days ago

Not to say shit like that. Its weird and ableist.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

Purposefully going out of your way to build relationships with people with personality disorders will make your life more difficult than life already is. Surround yourself with positive people and relative mental wellness whenever possible. I'm not advocatimg for actively shunning anyone. We all have choices to make about relationships. This recommendation comes from experience. Do what you will.

[-] StarlightDust 4 points 5 days ago

Alright you fucking weirdo. Its a meme about an average friendship group. Go and make some; which you can do by not being a bigot on the internet.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

Are you just mean or do you have a personality disorder?

[-] StarlightDust 3 points 5 days ago

Nope. I just don't like ableists. Go and make some friends.

[-] TherapyGary 7 points 6 days ago
[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

I have depression!

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