[-] murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 6 hours ago

Thank you for creating plane splitting content!

[-] murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 weeks ago

I saw a copy of Language of The Birds on a shelf at Amazon Ho Foods.
Not sure how it got there, but my AI shopping cart drained my account just for looking at the book.

[-] murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 weeks ago

.Ridge Road Navys

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[-] murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 months ago

One of the talking points in South Africa goes like this:
The "homeless" black people that live in corrugated metal slums all have mansions that were stolen from white people and given to them by the government when apartheid ended.
They choose to live in slums to work in the cities, and go back to their mansions when they're not working. Alternatively, they don't live at their mansions because they are too lazy/dumb to actually take care of the property.

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Complaint (lemmy.sdf.org)

According to MATA peace enforcement statistics, xhe was posthumously designated a terrorist.

[-] murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 4 months ago

THANK YOU (for creating content)

[-] murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 4 months ago

What do you do after you've caught the eye of the woman in the street?

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Gifts from Ted (lemmy.sdf.org)
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"A" Crop Rotation (lemmy.sdf.org)

"""
The tardi-grada recognize the shepherd's voice and come to him. They are his, and he calls them by name and leads them out.

After he has gathered his own flock, he walks ahead of them, and they follow him because they know his voice.

They won’t follow a stranger; they will run from him because they don’t know his voice.
"""

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org to c/brainrot@lemmy.sdf.org

hHey tutorialheads!

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  5. Жɟ~dʒЖЖЖʒЖ

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[-] murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 5 months ago

I think the etymology stems from the fact that an egg hatches into a chick.

[-] murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I forgot about the femcels! (guess I'm too cool 😎)

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org to c/onehundredninetysix

awawa in the comments ↓

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org to c/funhole@lemmy.sdf.org

Interrogative:

spoilerIs the next best thing to start screaming; proselytizing at smart t*rds that pass you in the streets?

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[-] murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 5 months ago

An parable of god sitting out:

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